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*💢Beware of Corporate Hospitals & Corporate Doctors💢.*
*Take - Second Opinion*
Corporate hospitals are paying a salary of *1½ lakh* per month to their doctors.
But they have monthly targets.
the target condition for them to remain in job is that, *they have to write tests & scans worth *3 lakhs* & *trap 25 patients* for surgery every month.
This is not happening in *Charity Hospitals.*
In many hospitals, unwanted surgeries & risky premature cataract surgeries are being carried out. One has to be fearful of corporate hospitals.
Never show your medical Insurance card or say *"Doctor, don't bother about expense, please save Me"*
*If they terrify u & do not give time to think then, You must be alert & come out and not join there*
If they advise a surgery or a medical procedure,then. Take time & call at *70266 46022* or send ur medical reports at *firstname.lastname@example.org* else visit at *medisensehealth.com* They will get u a 2nd opinion from an expert doctors panel. It is a free service for patients.
This free service for patients is available in *21 cities in India* which includes *Udupi, Mangalore, Bangalore, Mumbai, Chennai, Hyd* etc.
*Please pass on to all u r loved ones.*
Certain important points noted are :
# GST will 100% be implemented on 1.7.17
# Types of taxation in GST
IGST : Integrated GST
CGST : Central GST which with replacement CST
SGST : State GST which will replace VAT
# WEF from 1.6.17 : Migration towards enrolment of GST will start till 15.6.17
# Registration certificates will be issued online
# there will be no check post for 1 year. Only mobile check posts will be in full force. All intelligence officers will be dormant for sometime.
# 5 forms on different dates have to be submitted every month
R1 form on 10th
R2 form on 13th
R3 form on 15th
R4 form on 17th &
R5 form or final returns on 20th
You cannot file revised returns at all. Once filed on 20th is final.
# tax payments will be accepted only by e payments. Tax Payments via credit & debit card also added.
# In the present Vat system you upload sales & purchases every month. In GST you have to upload every sale & purchase bill.
# be careful , every thing in GST is system driven. Once uploaded you cannot revise anything. No officer can help you in this. They can only pity the mistake
# your firm rating will be done by the system. Based on the rating audit trials will be conducted.
# proposed e sugam for ₹50000 & above value only.
# proposed rates of GST in percentage are 0, 5, 8 , 12, 18 , 28 & 40
# 1st time in the history of independent India 4 major category of businesses will be covered : Education, Textiles, Medical & Professional services
# You need to submit 17 documents for migration to GST
# Most products MRP to come down.
# Distribution + C & F channel under threat
# All these categories which were not taxed will now be taxable : Replacements/ return goods, Barters , Free Samples, disposables, scrap material. For example : if you buy a 40 inch led TV from Girias for ₹30000 & return back your old TV in exchange for ₹4000, you have to pay tax on ₹34000.
# All movements of material will be taxable like : Head office to branch office (stock transfer), factory to C & F agent, godown to shop.
# The GST officer has all rights to value your goods & fix the price. The law will decide Valuation of the product at Various levels like : Manufacturing, Wholesalers, Distribution & retailers. For example if Kissan is selling Jam for ₹150 & Patanjali is selling the same Jam for ₹120. (Same quantity, flavour, ingredients etc) Then Patanjali has to pay tax on ₹150.
# All books & records to be maintained on daily basis.
# You will need a full time accountant in your shop/office to maintain books under GST.
# All travel & tour expenses related to business have to be claimed under firm name.
# If your vendor does not upload his bills within 180 days , you will not get tax credit.
# You cannot claim credit for material in stock beyond one year.
# They propose that You have to dispose all your old stocks purchased under VAT/CST within September 2017.
# All VAT related documents like C forms, F forms etc have to be cleared within Sept 2017.
Your Vat credit will not carry forwarded to GST.
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Ladies pls be careful.
A woman was taken
by 5 men,
who according to
hospital and police report was raped by a
being dumped at a
Though she was unable
the events of the previous evening,
revealed that she had
been raped repeatedly.
There was a
*Rohypnol* in her blood.
is presently being
used as a rape drug.
It is actually
a small sterilization
pill which is now being
rapists to drug their
The drug makes the
mind of the
target (would be victim)
so that she does not remember
anything that transpired and worse still,
the drug sterilizes the victim so that
she doesn't conceive
from the rape
and the rapist need not worry about
having his identity
later by a paternity
The real bad news is
that the drug's
ARE NOT TEMPORARY,
Any female that
WILL NEVER BE ABLE
The drug is
dropping it into the
The girl wouldn't
remember a thing the
nothing at all that had
taken place the
will she remember.
easily in drinks, leaving
no taste and
no change in color
which makes it
impossible to detect.
These weasels can
get this drug
from anyone who is in
the vet school or
any medical university.
It's that easy and
Rohypnol is about to
break out big
on campuses everywhere.
Believe it or not,
even sites on the
how to use it.
please be careful when you're out,
especially in a party,
don't leave your
(Buy your own drinks, ensure bottles
or cans received are unopened or sealed;
don't even taste
someone else's drink).
For guys -
Please inform all your female family members, relatives and friends.
Remember you also
have sisters or
might one day have
Important News are
meant to be
please don't keep or
Please share to
protect and save lives.