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15-25 saal ki ladki
football ki tarah
hoti hai- "ek k
piche 22 log"
26-35 saal ki ladki
cricket ball ki tarah hoti hai- "ek k hath
aati hai, baaki taali
bjaate hain"
36-45 saal ki aurat
tennis ball ki tarah
hoti hai- "ek kehta hai tu rakh, dusra
kehta hai tu rakh"
45 saal ke baad-
golf ball ki tarah
hoti hai "jitna dur
jati hai utna acha lagta hai" :P :P

 
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2160 days
 
Jatt

This is beautiful. Read quietly then send it back on its journey

To realize The value of a sister/brother Ask someone Who doesn't have one.

To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple.

To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate.

To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam.

To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.

To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother Who has given birth to A premature baby.

To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize The value of one hour:
Ask the couple who turned backs and slept without a word.

To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane..

To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident.

Time waits for no one treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when You can share it with someone special.

 
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2182 days
 
Vinayjain839

Nokrani:Apni Saaree waapas lelo
Lady:Y?
Nokrani:Jab pehanti hu to SAAB,Aap samajh k dhyan hi nahi dete,Ulte DRIVER pichhe se Lipat Jata Hai

 
45
 
2151 days
 
K!R@N

Husband: My Wife is a strong believer of Vastu-Shastra!

Friend: Great, does she practice that?

Husband: Oh-Yeah... Whenever we have a fight, She lifts whichever 'Vastu' is around and uses it like a 'Shastra' !!! 😆😆
.📱📺🔑🔦🔓☕🍴🍧🍆🍅🔨🔩🔧📷🔪🔫💣👞👟👒🌂⏰☎🎥📦📓✂🎻🏉🏆📟

 
38
 
1476 days
 
Victorian

इंजीनियर्स से अनुरोध है कि कोई ऐसी तकनीक विकसित करें,

जिससे TV में हाथ डालकर कुछ नेताओं को झापड़ मारा जा सके..!! 😬😬😬🤓

 
92
 
384 days
 
Jasmine

www.facebook.com/unlimitedsantabanta
Boys 2 al grls:-
Kab tak mera dil dukhaogi? Kab tak pait bhar ke fast food khaoge..?
Is tarah khati rahogi To mujhse phasne se pehle darwaze mein phas jaogi...

 
6
 
1792 days
 
Anonymous

Dunya me 2 tarah ke log hain:
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1. Jo 14 feb ka wait kar rahat hain. #ValentinesDay
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2. Jo 15 Feb ka wait kar rahay hain. #PAKvsIND
#WC2015

 
55
 
1276 days
 
Spoiled Brat

Santa gets a message "Kya aap Anna Hazare ke saath hai?"
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Santa Replies "Nahi main ghar pe hu. Kuch kam tha kya"

 
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2043 days
 
S!D-1

*इश्क़ जिस तरफ निगाह कर गया..!!*

*झोपड़ी हो या महल सब तबाह कर गया...!!*

 
62
 
177 days
 
ֆǟɢǟʀ kǟռֆǟʀǟ

Immature ppl around 😁😂😑

 
1
 
1608 days
 
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