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In classroom a boy was praying.
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Teacher: Why are you praying in a classroom?
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Boy: Mom adviced me that before sleeping you must pray!!
:D :p :D

 
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crazy_cool_guy

Pappu :- Mam aap meri ek sawal ka jabab dengi..
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Mam :- ha ha puchho ..
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Pappu :- ek line me 3 chitiyan chal rhi thi ,, bich wali chiti bolti hai. .mere aage v 2 chiti or mere pichhe v 2 chiti ...to aap btaeye kul kitne chiti the .
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Mam:- 5
Pappu :- galat .
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Mam :- 6
Pappu :- phir v galat .
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Mam :- 7
Pappu:- ye v galat .
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Mam 😣:- to tmhi btao .
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Pappu :- hai to 3 hi chiti ,, vo bich bali hai na jhuth bol rhi thi..
👊👊
Teacher behosh hote hote bachi..

 
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479 days
 
_N@jmi_

मास्टर जी- बच्चो बाताओ 1+ 1=2 होते है
2+ 2=4 होते है.. तो 4+ 4 कितने होंगे..?

पप्पु - वाह..!मास्टर जी आसान आसान प्रश्न आपने हल कर लिए.... और कठीन सवाल मुझसे पुछ रहे हे.. आप..
😂😂

 
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433 days
 
_N@jmi_

Principal:All students must try to get above 85%
Student: No sir we try for100%.
Pricipal:Are you joking?
Student: Sir, you started the joke first.

 
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2200 days
 
Unknown

Newton's latest law:

To every twist in the question paper,there is an equal and opposite twist in the ans given by the students!!

 
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2520 days
 
FunOn Team

Class me masti thi,hmari bhi kch hasti thi. Tuitions ka sahara tha,dil ye awara tha. Kahaan aa gye is DEGREE ki aafat me,wo school ka time kitna pyara tha. :')

 
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2159 days
 
Lakshay ROcKstAr

टीचर: बताओ M फोर क्या होता है?

ME: माँ

टीचर: अब बताओ W फोर क्या होता है?

ME: *सोचने लगा*

टीचर: क्या सोच रहे हो?

ME: मे ये सोच रहा था की मां उल्टी कैसे हो गई👅😅

 
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1054 days
 
Dev ;)

TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday? JACK: 7 years old TEACHER: How old are you going to be on your next birthday? JACK: 9 years old TEACHER: That's impossible! JACK: No it's not. I'm 8 today.


TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave? STUDENT: Yes sir. TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you when you misbehave? STUDENT: Yes sir. But since I didn't keep my promise, you don't need to keep yours.


TEACHER: Alfred, name one important thing that we have today and we don't 10 years ago. ALFRED: Me!!!


TEACHER: Are you chewing gum? BILLY: No. I'm Billy Anderson.


HYGIENE TEACHER: How do you prevent deseases from biting insects? WILLY: Don't bite any.

 
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2266 days
 
Anonymous

गुरुजी, एक सवाल है आपसे ?

हा पूछो..

फ्रेंड और गर्लफ्रेंड में क्या फर्क है ?

फ्रेंड वो है *जिससे* आप उधार लेते है 💰

हा.. ये तो सहीं कहा आपने ✔

और गर्लफ्रेंड वो है.. *जिसकी वज़ह से* 💃 आप उधार लेतें हो !!
👻😜😂😂😂😂

 
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33 days
 
SPARSH

Teacher to Last Bencher

Teacher: koi Past Present or Future Tense ki koi misal do. Jaisay k mai khubsurat thi,Khubsurat hon or Khubsurat rahon gi

Last Bencher : Ap ko wehm tha, whem hai or wehm rahy ga :P

 
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2377 days
 
Sm1-OhSo-Spl
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