TEACHER VS STUDENT
Who's the winner?
Student: Miss, would you punish someone for something they didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not!
Student: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Teacher: You have your shoes on the wrong feet.
Student: They're the only feet I have sir.
Teacher: what can you tell me about the dead sea?
Student: I didn't even know it was ill!
Teacher: Give me a sentence using the word "INDISPOSITION" in it.
Student: I always play center in base ball because I like playing "in dis position"
Teacher: I wish you'd pay a little attention!
Student: I'm paying as little as I can, sir.
टीचर: अगर धरती पर पानी नहीं होता तो क्या होता..??
स्टूडेंट : "हम तो कंगाल हो जाते, मेरे बापू मिल्क में क्या मिलाते" :D
The person who runs the xerox centre in our college, has better knowledge of our syllabus than us...
Crying on seeing a ques paper is common.
Bt making all ur teachers cry seeing ur ans paper is legendary.!!!
Be a legend! ;-)
ol the bst.. :)
The awsome feeling when my teacher says that i am a good boy but my friends spoil me.
In my mind i say well done students spoiler.
Three things I have learned well in the school:
Sleeping without getting caught,
Texting without looking,
and team work on exams!!
Bcoz of d change
falls off the tree
its bcoz of
Gravity!:Di m smart bt nvr tel any1.
KHATARNAK STUDENT :D
Teacher: What is a verb?
Student: A verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre.
Teacher: What are you saying?.
Student: It is a complete sentence.
Teacher: Are you mad?
Student: It is a question.
Teacher: Don't be silly.
Student: Itis an advice.
Teacher: Stop that nonsense.
Student: It is a command.
Teacher: You are an idiot.
Student: It is an insult!.
Teacher: Get out of my class.
Student: It is an order!
Teacher: Oh my God! What a shame!
Student: It is an exclamation.
Teacher: May God have mercy on you.
Student: It is a prayer sir!
:P:D khi khi khi.....
Teacher: "Who was it that discovered water and electricity do not mix?"
Student: "I don't know but I bet he was shocked when he found out"😝😝
What my teacher says: write 5-10 questions!
What i hear: write 5 questions!!!!