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Ishq ke school mai naya mahol taayaar ho gaya ,
class ke sir ko PAPPU ki behen se pyar ho gaya ,
Isliye poori class fail per PAPPU paas ho gaya , .... 😜

 
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2487 days
 
THE JOKER

Teacher: परंपरा प्रतिष्ठा और अनुशासन हमारे कॉलेज के तीन स्तम्भ थे ..


Student: और हम उन खम्भो पर मूतने वाले कुत्ते !

😂😂

 
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1375 days
 
V!shu

Bht dukh hota hai jb teachr bolta hai k
" tmhara r tmhare sath wale ka ans 1hi jaisa hai"
Tb dil se awaaz ati hai..
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Tay mama sawal v ty 1 hi c...😁😋😂

 
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2168 days
 
*-*Diju_khan*-*

Sir: TELL ohms law..
stud: sir i dnt knw the full law, i knw only last part of it.

sir: Ok tel tht only.

stud: "this is called ohms law."

 
199
 
2685 days
 
Ayush

Teacher: Aapko shahrukh khan ki film Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi film se kya sikh mili?

Student: Umeed mat haro..... Shaddi k baad bhi ladki pat sakti hai.
:D :D :D

 
282
 
2602 days
 
crazy_cool_guy

Teacher:sabse jyada nasha kis chiz me hota he?
Student:padhai me
Teacher: wo kaise?
Student:Teacher, kitaben khole hi neend aa jati he..
😆😆😆

 
1104
 
1761 days
 
anil Manawat

The most wonderful news in
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Teacher is absent...:p :O :D :D

 
557
 
2155 days
 
Cool-boy

Bahut Dard Hota Hai Jab
Tcher Bolta Hai Ki Tumhara
Or Tumhare Aage Wale Ka
Answer Ek Hai

Tab Dil Se Aawaz Aati Hai
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To Saale Sawaal Bhi Tho
Ek Hi Tha :)

 
364
 
2705 days
 
Sm1-OhSo-Spl

मास्टरजी:- ये बताओ.. कौन *ज्यादा गुस्सा* करता है ? लड़का या लड़की ??

पिंटू:- obviously लड़की.. !!

मास्टरजी:- वो कैसे ? साबित करो..

पिंटू:- देखो वो फ़र्स्ट बेंचवाली पिंकी *मुझे kiss करेगी* तो मैं गुस्सा नहीं करूंगा.. 😘😍

लेकिन *मैं पिंकी को kiss करूंगा* तो पिंकी जरूर गुस्से हो जायेगी !! 😡😡
💋😜😂😂😂😂😂

 
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522 days
 
SPARSH

Teacher : Jab tum Bade honge to kya banoge?

Student : Main Amitabh Bachan Banana chahta hu....

Teacher : Kyu.........????

Student : Taki Abhishek ko theek se Acting seekha sakho......😜😜

 
855
 
1355 days
 
anil Manawat
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