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Tchr:Whoevr answrs nxt questn corectly can go home.


suddnly a bag was thrown out..



Tchr:Who threw the bag..?



Stud:Me, I am going ;)

 
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2874 days
 
Areef

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मास्टर जी -- मुहावरे का अर्थ बताओ *"सांप की दुम पर पैर रखना"*

स्टूडेंट -- पत्नी को मायके जाने से रोकना :
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मास्टर जी समझ नही पा रहे हैं 🤔कि इतनी गहरी जानकारी इन्हें कैसे हुई

😝😝🤣🤣

 
1354
 
868 days
 
V!shu

Air & students hav d same mentality..
How?
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Both r turning d book's pages without reading.

 
140
 
2843 days
 
Ayush

the jolt u get wen uv put ur head dwn , d class is extremly silent n thn all of a sudden
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GOOD MORNING MA'AM!!!
:D

 
26
 
2888 days
 
Anonymous

Techer:
Agar iraada pakaa ho to "JO" haasil karna chaho wo zarur milta hai.

Student:
Rahne do miss, agar aisa hota to aap meri Miss nahi, "Misses" hoti.. 😜

 
3334
 
2239 days
 
DDLJ143

मास्टरजी:- अगर social media नहीं होता तो क्या होता ?!!

पिंटू:- *लड़कियां कभी जान नहीं पायी होती कि वो कितनी खूबसूरत है !!*
😜😂😂😂😂

#Nice_DP

 
503
 
690 days
 
SPARSH

My Nights r going SleepLess,
My Days r going UseLes,
I hv becom SpeachLess,
So,
I asked My Heart;
is it Love?
Heart replied

"Na Putr Paper a gaye ne.."

 
248
 
2653 days
 
Vijay garg

Sir: TELL ohms law..
stud: sir i dnt knw the full law, i knw only last part of it.

sir: Ok tel tht only.

stud: "this is called ohms law."

 
199
 
2862 days
 
Ayush

Teacher - what comes before night?
Girl - Good.

 
649
 
1532 days
 
V!shu

In a classroom teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10.

Student : 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Teacher : Where is 5?
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Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident.. 😜

 
2698
 
2288 days
 
DDLJ143
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