Teacher-Student (848 | sorted randomly)

TEACHER VS STUDENT
Who's the winner?

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Student: Miss, would you punish someone for something they didn't do?

Teacher: Of course not!

Student: Good, because I didn't do my homework.

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Teacher: You have your shoes on the wrong feet.

Student: They're the only feet I have sir.

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Teacher: what can you tell me about the dead sea?

Student: I didn't even know it was ill!

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Teacher: Give me a sentence using the word "INDISPOSITION" in it.

Student: I always play center in base ball because I like playing "in dis position"

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Teacher: I wish you'd pay a little attention!

Student: I'm paying as little as I can, sir.

 
246
 
2278 days
 
Suraj

टीचर: अगर धरती पर पानी नहीं होता तो क्या होता..??
स्टूडेंट : "हम तो कंगाल हो जाते, मेरे बापू मिल्क में क्या मिलाते" :D

 
878
 
1908 days
 
Rish

The person who runs the xerox centre in our college, has better knowledge of our syllabus than us...

 
187
 
2075 days
 
Srikanth Gowda

Crying on seeing a ques paper is common.
Bt making all ur teachers cry seeing ur ans paper is legendary.!!!
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Be a legend! ;-)
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ol the bst.. :)

 
580
 
2016 days
 
Abhinav M

The awsome feeling when my teacher says that i am a good boy but my friends spoil me.
In my mind i say well done students spoiler.

 
147
 
1899 days
 
StAr2430

Three things I have learned well in the school:
Sleeping without getting caught,
Texting without looking,
and team work on exams!!

 
295
 
2128 days
 
Raghu

Teacher:
Bcoz of d change
in hormones
a fruit
get ripens
&
falls off the tree

Student:
Poor Newton!
He thought
its bcoz of
Gravity!:Di m smart bt nvr tel any1.

 
180
 
2299 days
 
Vicky3337

KHATARNAK STUDENT :D
Teacher: What is a verb?
Student: A verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre.
Teacher: What are you saying?.
Student: It is a complete sentence.
Teacher: Are you mad?
Student: It is a question.
Teacher: Don't be silly.
Student: Itis an advice.
Teacher: Stop that nonsense.
Student: It is a command.
Teacher: You are an idiot.
Student: It is an insult!.
Teacher: Get out of my class.
Student: It is an order!
Teacher: Oh my God! What a shame!
Student: It is an exclamation.
Teacher: May God have mercy on you.
Student: It is a prayer sir!
:P:D khi khi khi.....
BRILLIANT STUDENT.

 
811
 
1999 days
 
Dream Catcher

Teacher: "Who was it that discovered water and electricity do not mix?"


Student: "I don't know but I bet he was shocked when he found out"😝😝

 
419
 
1635 days
 
Vijay garg

What my teacher says: write 5-10 questions!
What i hear: write 5 questions!!!!

 
74
 
2177 days
 
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