Teacher-Student (803 | sorted randomly)

अध्यापक - चिंटू तुम कल स्कूल क्यों नहीं आए ?

चिंटू - सर , कल मैं सपने में अमरीका चला गया था |

अध्यापक - ठीक है ! पिन्टू तुम क्यों नहीं आए ?

पिन्टू - सर , मैं चिंटू को एयरपोर्ट छोडने गया था |
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1142
 
1197 days
 
anil Manawat

Teachr:Who was Akbar?Student:Akbar was gay.Tchr:What nonsense.Student:Yes mam We hav heard of Laila-Majanu Romeo-Juliet &.
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.Akbar-Birbal...

 
290
 
2181 days
 
Angel

Teacher:
tum 20 saal ki ladki se shaadi karoge ya apne se 20 saal badi se...


Student:-
sir, Sexy kaun hai Aapki beti yaa Aapki wife...

 
1153
 
1820 days
 
BOBJJ

TEACHER VS STUDENT
Who's the winner?

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Student: Miss, would you punish someone for something they didn't do?

Teacher: Of course not!

Student: Good, because I didn't do my homework.

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Teacher: You have your shoes on the wrong feet.

Student: They're the only feet I have sir.

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Teacher: what can you tell me about the dead sea?

Student: I didn't even know it was ill!

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Teacher: Give me a sentence using the word "INDISPOSITION" in it.

Student: I always play center in base ball because I like playing "in dis position"

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Teacher: I wish you'd pay a little attention!

Student: I'm paying as little as I can, sir.

 
244
 
1944 days
 
Suraj

Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again? Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time.

 
97
 
1953 days
 
Vijay garg

Law of Conservation of Knowledge
"No matter how long the duration of lecture may be, the knowledge before and after remains the same."

 
103
 
2180 days
 
Sm1-OhSo-Spl

Teacher: Tumhare Father Kya Kaam Kart Hain?

Student: HSBC K Malik Hain.

Teacher: Oh Nice..!
HSBC Bank Na?

Student: Nahi ! HSBC
"Hafiz Sheermal & Biryani Center"

 
211
 
2003 days
 
AMIN:WOK ON FIRE

The maths teacher asked Little Billy "If you have £20 and I ask you for £10 as a
loan, how many pounds would you still have?".
"Twenty" came the reply.
"How so?" enquired the teacher.
"Just because you ask me to loan you £10, it doesn't mean I am going to".

 
187
 
1840 days
 
"(\/)@|(''

Principal boys se- Aaj ke baad koi bhi Girls hostle gaya to fine lagega,
1st time 100
2nd time 200
3rd time 300
Boys -Sir
Monthly paas kitne me banega..

 
636
 
1978 days
 
Rock Star

Words by a passing out student:-
Ek muddat ke baad mili is Qaid se azaadi,
Par muqaddar dekhiye,
Jab mili tab pinjre se ishq ho gya..!! :)

 
108
 
2145 days
 
Ayush
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