Tchr:Whoevr answrs nxt questn corectly can go home.
suddnly a bag was thrown out..
Tchr:Who threw the bag..?
Stud:Me, I am going ;)
Air & students hav d same mentality..
Both r turning d book's pages without reading.
the jolt u get wen uv put ur head dwn , d class is extremly silent n thn all of a sudden
GOOD MORNING MA'AM!!!
Agar iraada pakaa ho to "JO" haasil karna chaho wo zarur milta hai.
Rahne do miss, agar aisa hota to aap meri Miss nahi, "Misses" hoti.. 😜
My Nights r going SleepLess,
My Days r going UseLes,
I hv becom SpeachLess,
I asked My Heart;
is it Love?
"Na Putr Paper a gaye ne.."
Sir: TELL ohms law..
stud: sir i dnt knw the full law, i knw only last part of it.
sir: Ok tel tht only.
stud: "this is called ohms law."
Teacher - what comes before night?
Girl - Good.
In a classroom teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10.
Student : 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Teacher : Where is 5?
Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident.. 😜