Teacher-Student (819 | sorted randomly)

BST MSG EVR: Writtn on a board in church.
"GOD NVR FAILS"
A guy wrote below it..
"let him giv IIT,PMT,CPMT, CAT,CA, CS & IAS xams in genral quota.."
B-);-)

 
334
 
2267 days
 
Sm1-OhSo-Spl

TEACHER VS STUDENT
Who's the winner?

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Student: Miss, would you punish someone for something they didn't do?

Teacher: Of course not!

Student: Good, because I didn't do my homework.

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Teacher: You have your shoes on the wrong feet.

Student: They're the only feet I have sir.

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Teacher: what can you tell me about the dead sea?

Student: I didn't even know it was ill!

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Teacher: Give me a sentence using the word "INDISPOSITION" in it.

Student: I always play center in base ball because I like playing "in dis position"

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Teacher: I wish you'd pay a little attention!

Student: I'm paying as little as I can, sir.

 
246
 
2006 days
 
Suraj

What's d height of hope?
Sitting in the exam hall,
holding the question paper in hand
and telling yourself
"don't worry.
Exams will get postponed!"

 
137
 
2067 days
 
Sukesh

Teacher- jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta h,,

Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahar phenka.. ;)

Teacher- ye bag kis ne phenka hAI..??
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.
,

,
Pathan- maine .... YAHOOOO.... Chutti :D

Teacher shocked...;
Pathan rocked.

 
1939
 
1691 days
 
Puneet kaushik

We Go To School, To Attend "CLASS" .
C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Sleep Silently.

At Home, We Have To "STUDY".
S.T.U.D.Y. = Sleep, Tv, Unlimited-Sms, Dota, Youtube.

In Class, We're Given "HOMEWORK."
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.

While Doing Homework, We Refer To "TEXTBOOK".
TEXTBOOK = TEXTing + FaceBOOK.....
Happy Study Year ! :)

 
570
 
1905 days
 
RAVIN

WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?

 
694
 
1848 days
 
m.A.kHaN

Teacher: "The test is very easy." Me: "Sure it is, you already know the answers."

 
309
 
1623 days
 
S-arcastic S-adist

शिक्षक _हम राखी का त्योहार पूर्णिमा को ही क्यों मनाते हैं ?

छात्र _राखी सावंत के डर से ।

शिक्षक गुस्से से _वो कैसे ??

छात्र मासूमियत के साथ __
क्योंकि इस रोज राखी सावंत का जन्म हुआ था और उनके नाम के अनुसार
राखी +सावन +अंत
अर्थात राखी को सावन के अंत में मनाना है। तब से राखी सावन के अंत अर्थात पूर्णिमा को मनाते हैं।

😜😂😉

 
900
 
783 days
 
Dream Catcher

Teacher : Sab se ziyada nasha kis main hai ???




Student : I Agree 👍🏻 sab se ziyada nasha Kiss Main hai !!!!!!





Teacher : Daffa ho jao Class se bahir😡😡😡





Student : Lo Jee..... intelligent student ki koi Qadr he nai 😧😧😧😮😲😵

 
841
 
291 days
 
See Me

प्रोफेसर: कला से किसे-किसे प्यार है खड़े हो जाये |

सारे के सारे स्टुडेंट्स खड़े हो गये | सिर्फ एक बैठा रहा |

प्रोफेसर बोला: तुम्हें कला से प्यार नहीं |

स्टुडेंट ने जवाब दिया, कला मेरी बहन का नाम है | मुझे कमला से प्यार है |
:v :v :v :v

 
1492
 
468 days
 
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