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A teacher asked a kid...
bacho puaar ho jata h ya krna padta h ...


And the best answer was..
pappu : Ma'am agar larki sexy ho or scooty pr ho to ho jata h n agar badsoorat larki BMW mai ho to krna padta h..😜

Teacher shocked , pappu rocked

 
555
 
1872 days
 
Abhi_8055

History sir was on leave
So Science sir was askd 2 set d paper

D vry 1st Q shocked students!


Describe jhansi ki Rani wid a neat diagrm & label d parts..!

 
299
 
2240 days
 
Dream Catcher

Student: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: You should've gone during the break
Student: I'm sorry I haven't planned out my pee schedule.

 
260
 
1946 days
 
Yash Modha

टीचर क्लास में सो गई, तो एक छोटा शरारती बच्चा उन्हें जगाने गया।

बच्चा बोला,"टीचर, आप क्लास में सो रही हैं?"

टीचर: नहीं बेटा, मैं सो नहीं रही,

मैं तो आंखें बंद करके भगवान से बातें कर रही थी।

अगले दिन वह बच्चा क्लास में सो गया, तो टीचर ने उसे जगाया।

टीचर: बेटा, क्लास में सोते नहीं है।

बच्चा: नहीं मैम मैं सो नहीं रहा था। मैं तो भगवान से बातें कर रहा था।

टीचर: अच्छा, तो क्या बोले भगवान?

बच्चा: भगवान बोले कि उनकी तो आपसे कोई बात नहीं हुई थी।

 
1016
 
1583 days
 
BOBJJ

In school diary- @@@@@@@@@
Teacher: Who's sign is this?
Student: Mom.
Teacher: What is your mother's name?
Student: Jalebi Bai

 
245
 
2315 days
 
Sm1-OhSo-Spl

Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where's the wagon? 🏇
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Pappu: Oh, the horse will draw that😜😜😂😂

 
154
 
1636 days
 
*_*Disha*_*

A leading school held a contest for kids
The theme of d contest was
'the best thing my father did for me'

The winning kid said
NOT WEARING A CONDOM:)!!

 
98
 
2319 days
 
Naveen

Teacher-apne pita ka naam english mein bolo.
Student- BEAUTIFUL RED UNDERWEAR.
Techr-what nonsense? Iska kya matlab hai?

Stud > "SUNDER LAL CHADDA"

 
676
 
2187 days
 
âš¡Heartbreakerâš¡

Teacher: What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

 
261
 
1753 days
 
Sajid_mll

Student's Exam life

9 am- wake up

10am- Breakfast

11am- Thinking to score 80%

1pm- Lunch & den sleep

5pm-Tea

6pm- Thinking to score 60%

9pm-Dinner

10pm-Hey Bhagwan....buss pass kara de!!!

 
241
 
2363 days
 
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