अध्यापक - चिंटू तुम कल स्कूल क्यों नहीं आए ?
चिंटू - सर , कल मैं सपने में अमरीका चला गया था |
अध्यापक - ठीक है ! पिन्टू तुम क्यों नहीं आए ?
पिन्टू - सर , मैं चिंटू को एयरपोर्ट छोडने गया था |
Teachr:Who was Akbar?Student:Akbar was gay.Tchr:What nonsense.Student:Yes mam We hav heard of Laila-Majanu Romeo-Juliet &.
tum 20 saal ki ladki se shaadi karoge ya apne se 20 saal badi se...
sir, Sexy kaun hai Aapki beti yaa Aapki wife...
TEACHER VS STUDENT
Who's the winner?
Student: Miss, would you punish someone for something they didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not!
Student: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Teacher: You have your shoes on the wrong feet.
Student: They're the only feet I have sir.
Teacher: what can you tell me about the dead sea?
Student: I didn't even know it was ill!
Teacher: Give me a sentence using the word "INDISPOSITION" in it.
Student: I always play center in base ball because I like playing "in dis position"
Teacher: I wish you'd pay a little attention!
Student: I'm paying as little as I can, sir.
Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again? Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time.
Law of Conservation of Knowledge
"No matter how long the duration of lecture may be, the knowledge before and after remains the same."
Teacher: Tumhare Father Kya Kaam Kart Hain?
Student: HSBC K Malik Hain.
Teacher: Oh Nice..!
HSBC Bank Na?
Student: Nahi ! HSBC
"Hafiz Sheermal & Biryani Center"
The maths teacher asked Little Billy "If you have £20 and I ask you for £10 as a
loan, how many pounds would you still have?".
"Twenty" came the reply.
"How so?" enquired the teacher.
"Just because you ask me to loan you £10, it doesn't mean I am going to".
Principal boys se- Aaj ke baad koi bhi Girls hostle gaya to fine lagega,
1st time 100
2nd time 200
3rd time 300
Monthly paas kitne me banega..
Words by a passing out student:-
Ek muddat ke baad mili is Qaid se azaadi,
Par muqaddar dekhiye,
Jab mili tab pinjre se ishq ho gya..!! :)