Santa Banta (1694 | sorted randomly)

In office at 12:30 😂
Santa :क्या ac चालू करके बैठे हो कामचोरों 😶ऑफ करो ठण्ड लग रही है
Banta : कभी जल्दी भी आया कर..तो गर्मी लगेगी 😑😑

 
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415 days
 
dre@m_factory

santa banta were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting? santa : This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what? santa: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.

 
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2449 days
 
Punjabis

One day a armed robbers attacked a bank. That particular time Santa and Banta were there. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including Santa and Banta, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc.

While this is going on, Santa jams something in Banta's hand.

Without looking down, Banta whispers, "What is this?"

Santa replies, "It's that 1000 rupees I borrowed from you."

 
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2408 days
 
Arch

Banta: bhai meri biwi ko mat bataio ki mane tujhse paise odhar liye hain.

Santa: its ok bhai but toe bhi meri biwi ko mat bataio ki mere pass tere ko dene ke liye paise the.

😂😂

 
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682 days
 
Vip

Santa - tum meri car se apne office ghante bhar mein hi pahuch gye, phir lautne me 4 ghante kyu lage!!😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😁😳😳


Banta-😪 kya btau yaaar😰😰 teri car me reverse me sirf 1 ki gear lagta hai na😖😖😖😖😖

 
368
 
1973 days
 
Moh!t Lohia!!

Banta was on bench in park, a Santa came jogging, tiredly said-
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'SALAA, PURA BODY HEADACHE MAR RAHA HAI':p:D

 
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2357 days
 
Specky Boy

Santa अपनी गर्लफ्रेँड से- मैँ तुम्हारे लिये कुछ भी कर सकता हूँ


गर्लफ्रेँड- सच !!

Santa - हाँ जी


गर्लफ्रेँड- तो एक काम करो अपनी गन्दी सूरत मुझे
कभी मत दिखाना . . . .😜😜

 
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1452 days
 
Vijay garg

Santa: I Failed in Every Subject Except For Algebra.
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Banta: How did you Keep from Failing That?
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Santa: No! I didnt take Algebra.

 
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2131 days
 
Raghu

Santa: Be strong.
Banta: I am. Who are you whispering to?
Santa: My WiFi signal.

 
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2120 days
 
Raj Vaid

Santa Ko Ek Ladki Pasand Aayi Aur Vo Uske Ghar Rishta Le Kar Gaya

Ladki Ke Maa Baap Bole: "Lekin Humari Beti To Abhi Padhai Kar Rahi Hai."

Santa: "Ji, To Koi Baat Nahi Main Ek Ghante Ke Baad Aa Jaunga"

 
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2410 days
 
dre@m_factory
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