Santa And Banta Were Watching Bungee Jumping. Santa: Wanna Try It?
Banta : No Way. I Was Born Because Of Broken Rubber & I Don't Wanna Die Because Of It.!!
काफी दिनों बाद संत की एक महिला मित्र ने उसे कॉल किया, वह भी नए नंबर से
महिला : हैलो
संता : जी कहिए, कौन?
महिला : भूल गए मुझे?
संता (गुस्से में) : क्यों आप मेरे एटीएम का पिन हो जिसको भूल नहीं सकता😜😜
Santa: me ne khat📝 likha tha k mri shadi pr ana,tm Q nai ay?
Banta: muje khat mila he nai
Santa: me ne likha tha k khat mily ya na mily tum zarur ana 😃
An ASS, behind another ASS, behind that I, and behind me the whole NATION...a sardar teaching his children the spelling of ASSASSINATION !!!!
While travelling in KingFisher Airlines✈
Santa: yaar hume seatbeltse 🎽 kyu bandh dete hai?
Banta: ta ki, Vijay Malya ki chuni hui kaliyo ka guldasta💃👸💃 na lut jaye... 😳😦😶
Santa : Aah lai paise. Poore 50000 ne
Banta : Inne paise na vakha mere varge gareeb nu. Mere muh vich taan inni thuk hi nhin haigi :D
Two tailors having a chat .
1st tailor "Santa & Banta are the best customers. Always happy with their suit fittings."
2nd tailor "And How is that so?"
1st Tailor "They come, try on the
suit ,go to the mirror, Look in the mirror,
Check the turban (pagg)
Not the suit.
Press the Beard (dari).
Check Pagg once again.
BILL KITNA ? 😝😜😛
Teacher:How come you do not comb your hair?
Santa: No comb, Sir.
Teacher:Use your dad's then. Santa: No hair, Sir.
Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun,
Kitna Paisa Lagega?
Banta : Kuch B Nahi
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte
Santa had just finished collecting the rents from the tenants in his apartment block. But when he got home he realized that his wallet was missing and burst into tears.
"What's the matter?" asked his wife.
"I've lost my wallet containing 25 thousand rupees," he wailed. "I think I put it in my inside coat pocket, but it's not there now."
"Did you look in the pockets of your pants?"
"Yes, but the money isn't there either."
"What about the side pocket of your jacket? Did you look there?"
"Of course not!" he snapped. "Do you want me to lose the last bit of hope I have left?"