Santa Banta (1684 | sorted randomly)

Ek bar ek dukan me -
santa= pen hai pen?
Dukndr=nahi
2 min bad
santa=pen h pen? DKNDR=(gusse me) NAHI
santa thodi derme wapas ata hai=pen hai pen?
DUKNDR=Nahi,aur ab waps aaya to hathoda maruga tere sar pe.
santa kuch der me wapas aya
santa= hatoda hai hatoda ?
Dukndr= nahi
santa=TO Fir Pen hai pen...?

 
416
 
2210 days
 
Akshay

एक बार बंता को देर रात तक घर के बाहर घूमता देख कर संता उस से बोला, "ओ यार तू इतनी देर रात तक घर से बाहर घूमता रहता है तेरी बीवी तुझ पर नाराज़ नहीं होती क्या?

बंता: ओ यार मेरी तो शादी ही नहीं हुई अब तक।

संता हैरानी से,"तो फिर जब घर में इतना सुख है तो तूझे बाहर घुमने की क्या ज़रूरत है।"
😜😜

 
365
 
1171 days
 
DDLJ143

Once Santa proposes a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.

Santa sets off to Africa and disappears.

Finally he was found hunting crocodiles. He was killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims '71st and *again* barefeet!'

 
55
 
2091 days
 
Raghu

Teacher:How come you do not comb your hair?
Santa: No comb, Sir.
Teacher:Use your dad's then. Santa: No hair, Sir.

 
108
 
1869 days
 
Vishal

Santa sits next to 2 girl's in a bar.. Bartender tells him they are lesbians. He still buys them a drink & starts a conversation: "So,how's the weather in Lesbia?"..😝😂😂

 
772
 
767 days
 
ALL IS WELL

Msg of the week- Santa gone for Interview..Bank Manager asks What is Cyclone?
Santa answrs: "IT IS A SMALLEST LOAN GIVEN BY THE BANK 2 PURCHASE A CYCLE!

 
162
 
2178 days
 
Naveen

Dr-tabiyat kaisi hai?
Santa-pehle se zyada khrab hai.
Dr-dawai khali thi?
Santa-nahi dawai ki sheeshi bhari hui thi.
Dr-i mean dawai le li thi.
Santa-ji apne di meine le li.
Dr-bewkoof dwai pee li thi?
Santa-nahi dawai to lal thi.
Dr-haramjade dawai ko pee lia tha?
Santa-nahi peelia to mujhe tha~~

 
584
 
2207 days
 
Rohit

Examiner during viva- What is
sensitivity?
Santa-Agar thanda ya garam khane se aapke daato mae
Tej jhanjanahat mehsoos ho rahi ho to ushe
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Sensitivity kehte hai.😂😉😜

 
1580
 
1582 days
 
Alcoholics

Santa went to banta house and had some snacks....🍝🍔🌀
Santa- yaar ye chakli bht tasty aur mazedar h!!
Banta- Abe o gadhe ke bacche wo chakli nhi mosquito coil h!!
😃😁😜

 
184
 
1940 days
 
Sandy15

SANTA 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H?

PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H

SANTA -Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H
Fir B kuch nahi ata.

 
320
 
1996 days
 
AMIN:WOK ON FIRE
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