Santa Banta (1698 | sorted randomly)

Wife: Suno Ji Meri Aankhein Kajol Se Milti Hai Na.?

Santa: Gusse Se.. Kambakht Teri Aankhein Aapas Main Nahi Milti Kajol Se Kya Milengi.

 
258
 
2692 days
 
Dream Catcher

Once preeto asked santa :
Santa g main kaise dikhti hu ??:*
Santa- ekdum warm warm :*
Preeto - schi me ??? Wow love u santa g
Santa- haan meri preeto darling sachi me ekdum jaise
Dictionary meaning of warm :P
Thn preeto chkd out
Warm - not so hot :D
Santa rocksss

 
68
 
2746 days
 
Hero Edward Maya

Doctor: Jab Chipkali aap K muh me ghus rahi thi to aap chup kyu the?

Santa: Pahle Cockroch Gaya Tha To Mujhe Laga K Chipkali Use Pakad Legi !!

 
173
 
2756 days
 
Arch

बंता: कल जब एक्सीडेंट हुआ तो तुम क्या नशे मे थे?
संता: नहीं सर।
बंता: तो शाम को 5 बजे तुम अंधे हो जाते हो जो मेरी गाड़ी ठोक के मुझे ही नही पहचाना?

 
356
 
1579 days
 
Aksnice1

👉संता : तेरी बीवी मर गयी तो तूने अपनी साली से शादी क्यों कर ली ?

बंता : अब नयी सास को झेलने की हिम्मत मुझ में नहीं रही।
😝😂😝😂😜

 
2570
 
1414 days
 
Dev ;)

Santa: I can lift a monster with one hand.

Banta: Bet you can't!

Santa: Find me a monster with one hand and I'll prove it.

 
121
 
2191 days
 
Neel

3 sardar picnic par gye wahan ja kr yaad aya k "PEPSI" to ghar bhul gye, decide kiya ki sab se chota sardar ja kr pepsi le aaye.
Chota sardar: main iss shart par jaaunga k tum mere ane tak samose nahi khaoge,
dono ne kaha thik hai,
2 dinn guzar gye, sardar nahi aaya, 4 dinn guzr gye, sardar nhi aya, dono ne socha ki ab samose kha lene chaiye..
Jaise hi samosa uthaya chota sardar ped k piche se nikal k bola: aise karoge to main nhi jaunga..;)

 
356
 
2824 days
 
Ayush

Sardar Makes Call to Airport & Asks

"How long is d journey from Punjab to America?

Receptionist:1 sec sir

Sardar disconnects & says,
Pee K bethi a chawal jai

 
137
 
2805 days
 
Sm1-OhSo-Spl

Santa ka ladka-Im a Complan Boy
Santa Ki ladki-Im a Complain Girl


Santa:Ye kya Chakkar he Peda mene kra name kisi orka?

 
114
 
2664 days
 
AMIN:WOK ON FIRE

Santa-Kal mai kuae me pani bharne Gaya To waha Sher Aa Gaya
Maine pani ki balti uspe dali to bhag Gaya
Banta-Han,Tu thik keh raha hai Qki jb Raste me maine us sher ki puch pe hath fera to wo Gili thi😼😼😼

 
337
 
2381 days
 
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