Santa Banta (1696 | sorted randomly)

Ek Baar Santa Ke Sapne Mein Bhagwan Ji Aate Hai Woh Santa Se Puchte Hai.

Bhagwan Ji: "Bole Kya Chahiye?"

Santa: "Mere Pass Paison Se Bhara Baag Ho, Job Ho, Ek Badi Si Gaadi Ho, Jismein Khub Saari Khubsurat Ladkiya Ho"

Bhagwan Ji: "Tathastu."

Aur Aaj Santa Girl's Collage Ki Bus Ka Conductor Hai.

 
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2641 days
 
dre@m_factory

A handsome Sardar was waiting 4 bus.
Don't laugh, d joke doesn't ends here.
There can b gud-luking sardars as well.
Anyways, a Girl in car stopped & askd
-"Do u want a lift?"
Sardar-"No thanx. My home is on GROUND-FLOOR."

MORAL: Luks don't matter at all. Sardar, sardar hi rahega!

 
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2732 days
 
Anonymous

Santa to his son: Beta tu SHER da putar hai aur wo sher main hon.




Son: Papa school wich miss b yehi boldi a tu insan di nahi kisi JANWAR d olad lagna ain

 
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2426 days
 
Tareen

Santa Gurudware ja ke pray karta hai:
"BABA G meri lottery har halat me nikalni chahiye"

jaise hi wo grudware se bahar aya, kisi ne uska purse lottery ki ticket samet nikal lia.

wo fir gurudware me gaya or bola :
"BABA G pehle kisi ki puri bat Samajh lia karo aur fir action liya karo..... "

 
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2442 days
 
Dream Catcher

A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.

 
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2731 days
 
AaZaN

Santa (Driver): Laanat Hai, Raste Me Ek B Ped Nhi Hai.
Passenger: Paryavaran Ka Itna Khayal?

Santa-O G Na..
Gaadi Ka Break Fail Hai.

 
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2674 days
 
av8r.bhuv

Teacher to Santa: Give me a brief history of World War II:




Santa:
BOOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM POW POW POW TATATATATATATATA!!!! F U HITLER!!!!!!

 
225
 
2306 days
 
Tareen

Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole-
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'VAR MANGO VATS'
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Santa- prabhu!! jaisa aap soch rhe he mein vaisa nahi hu...
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'MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE'

 
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2607 days
 
Dilip_neru

Santa Opened A Massage Parlor And The Business Failed Because
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It Was Self-Service

 
407
 
2209 days
 
Tareen

Santa ek baar kaanch ki deewar par chad raha tha !

Banta: abey kyun chad raha hai mar jayega?

Santa: tu chup rahe mujhko dusri taraf dekhna hai ki udhar kya hai😜😜😜

 
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2267 days
 
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