Aaj "TOM & JERRY" ka Birthday hai. . . . . unki yaad me plz Ye SMS kam se kam kisi 1 "CARTOON" ko zarur send karna.
Maine to apna farz pura kar diya..!!:D
A frustrated jobless new graduate said:
"After so many interviews what I've realized is, prostitution is the only industry that treats freshers like angels.
Suppose i m nameless....😀suggest me a name starting wid d first letter of ur name!!!!😁.....send to all ur contacts and c interestng nd stunning replies......first reply me!!😝
In me se aap muje konsi Advice dena chahenge????
select your answer....
(1) Kabhi hans bhi lia karo
(2) Zyada style mt mara karo 😎
(3) zyada socha mt karo 😐
(4) Zyada msgs mt kia karo
(5) Kabhi mujse door mat jana
(6) Change ur nature
(7) Ab keh bhi do dil ki baat
(8) Bor mt kia karo
(9) Jaise ho waise hi rehna hamesha
(10) zyada mat bola karo 🙉
(11) Thode samajdar bano
(12) Apne liye bhi kabhi socha karo 💁
(13) No advice, u r perfect
(14) logo pr bharosa kam kia karo
(15) zindagi ko jina sikho
(16) Naughty mt bano
(17) Jyada flirt mt karo 😙
(18) Dressing pr dhyan do 👚👖
(19) kabhi to serious bano
(20) khul kar jiyo 😀😊
Or dekho k sab aap ko kya kya Advice dete hai..????
Reply me 1st
do nam jo apko bhot pasand he?
do log jin ke bager ap jee nhi sakte?
do dost jo ap ki frnds list me top pe hai?
do din jiska apko intzar he?
do gift jo pasand he.
do nam jiski life me sabse jayda respct krte ho?(parents k alawa)
Entered d last month of 2011, send dis to people who made u happy dis year.It may suprise u hw many cum bck.Thanx 4 being in my life & makin me smile.
=:> You meet someone.
=:> You guys start talking.
=:> You guys start texting.
=:> You guys start calling.
=:> You guys start getting to know each other.
=:> You guys start to hang out.
=:> You guys start talking even more.
=:> You guys are telling your friends about each other.
=:> You guys start flirting.
=:> You guys "hangout".
=:> You guys gain feelings.
=:> You guys confess to each other.
=:> You guys start kissing, hugging, cuddling, holding hands, calling each other names, sexing'.
=:> You guys get comfortable with each other.
=:> You guys start arguing.
=:> You guys start to see the flaws.
=:> You guys are crying.
=:> You guys are heartbroken.
=:>You guys start drifting.
=:> You guys think it's better off being friends.
=:> You guys never talk again.
=:> You guys are now strangers!
Have You Experienced such ??
Each one of you reply..
=:> "YES" Or "NO"
Meri koi bhi ek achi aur ek buri aadat btaao jiske bina main, main na hota..
Fwd this to ur frnds n chk karo aapki kaunsi aadatein unko achi aur buri lagti hain.
An interesting question only for you!
"Agar 1 din mera jawab har baat ke liye YES ho to Aap mujhse 3 cheeze kya mangoge?"
REPLY ZARUR KARNA.
"If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?"