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Ek din 1 lady shop pe tota kharidne gayi.
Lady- iski kya khasiyat hai ?
Dukandar-ye bolta hai.

Lady ne Tote se pucha-main kaisi lagti hu ?
Tota- Bhen k Lodi randi lagti hai.

Lady- ye to bahot badtamiz tota hai.
Dukandar usse andar le gaya aur paani me duba k puccha-ab gaali dega?
Tota-nahi kabhi nahi dunga.

Wo use bahar le gaya aur lady se kaha ab puchiye.
Lady-Agar mere ghar pe 1 admi aye to tum kya sochoge ?
Tota-apka pati hai.
Lady-agar 2?
Tota-apka pati aur devar
Lady-agar 3?
tota- pati devar aur apka bhai
lady-agar 4?
tota-pani le aao sabh, mene to pehle hi kaha tha "bahen ki lodi randi hai"..

 
4082
 
2168 days
 
Exchangeheart

Sardar ki Gand pe Pimple hua,Wo Aaina dekh k Cream laga rha tha tabhi Uska LUND Khada ho gya..
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Sardar bola: Baith ja Madarchod, Apni hi Gand
hai ...

 
3224
 
2120 days
 
Nikhilesh

Ladis ke saath kaun kaisa harami pan karta hai :

Petrol Wala: Kitna Dalu.?

Dhobi: madem Aap Kapde Nikal Ke Rakho, Mai Abhi Aata Hu.:->

Xerox Wala: Madam Aage Pichhe dono Taraf Se Karu, Ya Sirf 1 Side Se...B-)

Fruit wala : medam kele ka size to dekho dil khush ho jayega.:-/

Bank wala: medam so so ke du chalega.?:-O

Aoto wala: medam aagese nahi jayega, pichese lu.?;->

Paper wala : medam kal me niche se dal ke gaya tha,:->

doctor: din me 3 bar dhoodh ke sath lena,

shopkeeper: medam blows me hum ne aap ka rakha ab peticout me aap ko hamara rakhna padega

T.V repair wala:medam pura kholke karna padega

 
2364
 
2146 days
 
Nikhilesh

Sexy Girl in sexy voice: Batao mere underwear me kya hai??
Batao??
Batao na?
Santa-(At his best)
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Elastic hi hoga..aajkal nade wali kaun pehenta hai?

 
2307
 
2151 days
 
Nikhilesh

SANTA:
Teri Bhabhi Ghar Pe Nhi He Warna Tujhe Chai Pilata?





BANTA:
Yar Kanjusi KI bhi Had Hoti He,


DOODH
MARKET Se bhi To Laya Ja Sakta Hai.

 
2170
 
2119 days
 
Parry

GIRL:-Who is Sunny Leone?

BOY:-She is the Female Version of Sunny Deol with Dhai-Dhai Kilos
( . )( . )
Jisko dekh kar Aadmi
uthta nahi
Aadmi ka uth jata hai..!

 
2043
 
1947 days
 
Ashish.

Ek Pathan road pe susu kar rha tha

Police ne pakda:Ye gair kanuni hai


Pathan:Ya alla, Ye kya bolti tum?


GAIR KA NUNI?


Ye bachpan se humara apna NUNI h...:-D:-D

 
1574
 
1926 days
 
Anonymous

Bapu gussa ma Gharwali ne- Modhu bandh kar chodini, nahi to tara katke-katka kari ne feki dais.

Pados ma thi Patel no awaz avyo-Bapu BOBLA aa baju fekjo

 
1378
 
1762 days
 
Rk3530

Premi: Chal chaddi khol
Premika: Na aaje maro upvas chhe
Premi: To faraali shot maris
Premika: A kevo shot?
Premi: Shot andar, pichkari Bahar.

 
1339
 
1614 days
 
Anonymous

1ladki ka mangetar mar gaya
Ladki rote huye boli
"Abhi to kuch dekha b nahi tha"
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Santa ne Hosla diya
"Abhi Thodi der me NEHLAYENGE tab dekh lena"

 
1333
 
2115 days
 
Parry
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