Rajinikanth (716 | sorted randomly)

Δ Rajni is back:
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Rajinikant had died 20 yrs
ago.death
hasn't built up the courage to
tell him yet¤ .
Rajinikant doesn't pay attention-
attention pays him¤
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Rajinikant stared at the sun
4 hours.The sun then blinked¤
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Rajinikant once entered a race,
he came first, second & third¤
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Rajinikant once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced¤
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The missing piece of Apple Inc.
logo was officially
eaten by Rajinikant¤
. Once formula F1 race was
conducted between
rajnikanth and Michael
Schumacher. Obviously Rajni
won but schumacher fainted.
REASON: RAJNI Won the race by keeping the vehicle
in neutral¤
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Once dinosaurs borrowed
money from Rajnikanth
and refused to pay back. That was the last time ny1 saw
dinosaurs¤
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The game of chess originally
had a piece called
"Rajinikant " It was later removed coz in 1 move,it
could kill all pawns,
knights,brooks, bishops, dethrone
the king and get the
Queen pregnant
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Once rajnikanth hit a six and
now that ball is called
Pluto¤
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Once Rajinikant decided to race with time and the
result is that time is still
running¤
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Rajnikanth once taught a child
how to play Counter Strike.That child went on to
become Osama Bin
Laden
BY MILAN PATEL

 
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Anonymous

Rajnikant compilation
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Rajinikanth got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions" He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"
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When Alexander Graham Bell first used his telephone, he realized that he already had two missed calls from Rajinikanth.
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Spiderman, Superman and Batman visit Rajinikanth on every Teacher's Day.
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When ghosts go camping, they sit around the fire and tell stories about Rajinikanth.
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Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North??? . . Because, RAJINIKANTH lives in the South and no one has guts to point at him!!!
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The apple which fell on Newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth!
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Even Ghajini remembers Rajini!
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In the swordsmanship competition, the Chinese fighter split the hair into two pieces, the Japanese fighter slit the throat of the fly. Rajinikanth swung his sword at a mosquito but it kept flying. The Japanese fighter asked laughing: "The mosquito is flying!?" Rajinikanth smiled and said, "Rasscalaa it is flying but it will never be able to become a father!" ;)
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Once Rajini asked a boy to shut up. Now the boy is known as Manmohan Singh!
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Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
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An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai, Rajinikanth stopped it in Lonawala!
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After heavy jogging, Rajinikanth rested on a building and drank some water. That building is now known as the Leaning Tower Of Pisa!
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When Neil Armstrong arrived at moon, he had to borrow fuel from Rajini's fuel station, to reach back on Earth.
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Once a man ate Rajinikanth's breakfast. From then he is known as THE HULK!
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Rajinikanth inserts his visiting card in any ATM and collects the cash!
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Rajinikanth can whistle in 5 different languages!
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Once Rajinikanth went to MTV Roadies and Raghu had to do the task!
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Only Rajinikanth knows why Mona Lisa is smiling.
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Rajinikanth is the only person in the world who can make his girlfriend admit her mistake!
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Rajinikanth went to the world cooking championship...of course Rajini won. But guess what did he make in final??? Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer.
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1811
 
1850 days
 
manisholiday

Wanted Remake
Salman:- ek baar jo maine commitment ker di ushke baad tho mai

Sirf rajnikant ki hi sunta hu.. ;-)
--%<@

 
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2068 days
 
DDLJ143

stop making fun of raknikanth in facebook otherwise
he will report facebook as spam---------------------mind it

 
274
 
1557 days
 
Vijay garg

When Martin Cooper invented the mobile phone
he almost got a mini heart attack
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He found a message in his phone from rajnikanth that said , "too late".😂

 
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1473 days
 
Alcoholics

1 kisan ne apne khet me Rajnikant ka putla laga diya,
Fir..!
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Fir kya,
Pichhle 2 saal ke anaaj jo panchi le gaye the, sabNe wapas kar diye.;..:-

 
299
 
2264 days
 
Naveen

Jab rajnikanth chota tha usne gusse me ek pathar fekha tha...........






Aaj usko hum sri lanka ke naam se jaante hai!!!!

 
172
 
1858 days
 
Risky_Gujju

Once An Engineer Stared At RajniKant's Girlfriend....
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Since Then Engineers Are Forever Alone.

 
593
 
1405 days
 
MilAap Makwana

Rajnikanth got shot today..
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Tomorrow is the bullet's funeral!!
:D ;) :D

 
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2138 days
 
crazy_cool_guy

A frustrated mesage from Rajnikant to all

"Saalo ek limit hoti hai..

yeh kaun likh rha hai ki

Rajnikant potty khata hai aur piche se roti nikalti hai???:-D

 
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