Rajinikanth (716 | sorted randomly)

Dear Harry Potter,

If it took me 8 damn movies to defeat one lame bald villain..
I'd give pple their money back..!!

Urs Truly,
Rajnikanth.

 
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2645 days
 
sAm

What is the moral of Rajnikant's movie..

" THE ROBOT "

Ladki sirf insan ka hi nahi


MACHINE ka bhi dimag kharab kar sakti hai.

 
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2647 days
 
Naveen

It was Rajnikant who let the dogs out.

 
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2560 days
 
Dream Catcher

Bahut dino se RAJNI SIR ke upar koi Joke nhi bana...❗❗❗

Kyu?


Socho..😓


Kyunki unhone jokes par jokes banana chalu kar dia hai..!!😉😂

 
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1339 days
 
Arshdeep

Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North?
Becoz Rajnikanth lives in the South and no one can point at him.

 
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2658 days
 
FunOn Team

Once a beggar was singing on a road.
Rajnikant got impressed and give him his Gold ornaments.
Today that beggar is known as
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"Bappi Lehri...":

 
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1579 days
 
DDLJ143

Great Fighter Khali seriously injured
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Coz he was poked on facebook by rajnikant !!

 
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2447 days
 
Anonymous

Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house..
Mind it!! Yanna Rascalla!!
:O :p :D

 
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2562 days
 
crazy_cool_guy

rajnikanth chnged all his passwords to 'incorrect'.So dat whenevr he forgets,d computr wil automatically remind
"ur paswrd is 'incorrect'"
ABE RAJNI TO RAJNI HAI

 
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2658 days
 
Amritanshu

Once rajnikanth gave kiss to his girlfriend Infront of a kid. Now the kid is known as.
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Emran hashmi.

 
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2638 days
 
av8r.bhuv
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