Letter of the year..
Dear santa ,
What do u want for christmas ?
This is a serious News about our beloved Rajnikant
as confirmed by India TV and Aaj Tak
Rajni was found puting toothpaste back into a Colgate
tube and was sucessfull in doing it.
Rajnikanth next project,
Titanic in Tamil..
Rajini swims Atlantic ocean
Heroine in 1 hand and
Titanic in other
Rajnikanth once went to China and then to Japan.
They were so
awestruck by the glow of his awesomeness..
They are still trying to open their eyes
Rajnikath played cricket when he was small and he used to hit sixes after some years scientists found those balls named as mercury,venus,saturn......
ViRAt KOhli iS bEComInG RajNIKANT for INdIAN TEAm....
Rajanikant once killed 20 people just by saying "BANG"
Rajnikant tears can cure cancer...
...sadly he never cries....
Rajinikanth haven't charged his iphone since 10 years and still the battery percentage has not reached till 99%.How's it possible!!!!!!!!
Me: I can aim and shoot the tip of a rat's tail.
Rajinikanth: I can hit the rat's tail's tip's cell's, mitochondria's protein's, amino acid's base pair's, hydrogen bond in the ratio of 1.23:5.32!
Me : oh, you turned that serious dude :D :P