FII is withdrawing Money to Play cards on Saatam-Aatham with Rajnikanth. That's why $ is near 70/- 😛😎😀
Aaj Indian team ko rajnikant ki sakt jarurat hai.....:))
Friend: Have u ever been a monitor in school??
Rajni: Yeah..Once i told a boy to quiet..
Now he is the prime minister of India 😝
In an wild argument,
rajnikant showd a middle finger to his GF...
n she got pregnant !!! -
Rajnikant will eat a rubix cube and sh!t it out solved.
Once Rajnikanth Bunked his school.....
And today that day is known as..........
Rajnikant is so cool...that He steps outside of his home and winter begins.!
Rajnikanth peed in a truck once... This truck is know as Optimus Prime
Rajnikanth was born on June 5, 1945... Nazi Germany surrendered on June 7, 1945.
When Hiroshima and Nagasaki were blown apart, Rajnikanth sneezed
Rajnikant: Amma, mujhe Subah 6 baje utha dena.
Ma: Itna jaldi uth kar kya karega?
Rajnikant: woh mujhe subah aasman se Chand nikal kar Suraj fit karna hai.
Rajnikanth actually died a while back.
Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.