Rajinikanth (715 | sorting by most liked)

Tamil Verson of 'GULAM' Movie:
Rajnikanth Is the Hero.
Train Sceen:
Rajnikanth is Running..
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The Train Is coming on the same track in Full speed.
10sec to clash...
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The Train Jumps on The other Track.
:-PB-):-O:-O
Yanna Rascalla....!!
😄😃😀😊☺😉😜😝😁😆😋😇

 
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1457 days
 
S-arcastic S-adist

BigB: How Famous u r...??
Rajni: whole world knows me.
Bigb: Obama knows u..?
Gv
proof.
Toh, Rajni & BigB go for
Obama's house.
Rajni: stand here at the gate, i'll
take obama on balcony nd
show u.
Bigb: ok.
Rajni comes wth Obama nd
show Bigb 4rm balcony.
Aftr sometime, Rajni bahar aya
toh dkha, bigb behosh ho gaya,
hosh me aya toh Rajni ne
reason pu6a..
Bigb: Ek american bhikhari aya
tha, nd asked me, 'WHO IS
THAT MAN WITH RAJNIKANTH
ON
BALCONY...?'

 
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1472 days
 
ShivShiva

Δ Rajni is back:
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Rajinikant had died 20 yrs
ago.death
hasn't built up the courage to
tell him yet¤ .
Rajinikant doesn't pay attention-
attention pays him¤
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Rajinikant stared at the sun
4 hours.The sun then blinked¤
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Rajinikant once entered a race,
he came first, second & third¤
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Rajinikant once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced¤
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The missing piece of Apple Inc.
logo was officially
eaten by Rajinikant¤
. Once formula F1 race was
conducted between
rajnikanth and Michael
Schumacher. Obviously Rajni
won but schumacher fainted.
REASON: RAJNI Won the race by keeping the vehicle
in neutral¤
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Once dinosaurs borrowed
money from Rajnikanth
and refused to pay back. That was the last time ny1 saw
dinosaurs¤
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The game of chess originally
had a piece called
"Rajinikant " It was later removed coz in 1 move,it
could kill all pawns,
knights,brooks, bishops, dethrone
the king and get the
Queen pregnant
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Once rajnikanth hit a six and
now that ball is called
Pluto¤
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Once Rajinikant decided to race with time and the
result is that time is still
running¤
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Rajnikanth once taught a child
how to play Counter Strike.That child went on to
become Osama Bin
Laden
BY MILAN PATEL

 
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Anonymous

1 baar kanoon ne rajneekant ko crime karte hue dekh liya..
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Phir kya
tabse kanoon andha ho gaya

 
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100rabh

सालों....
अब यह अफवाह कैन फैला रहा है की.....
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रजनीकांत का वॉलपेपर लगाने के बाद मोबाइल की बेट्रीलाइफ डबल हो जाती है..!😝

 
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dre@m_factory

Rajnikanth doesnt need water supply connection in his house
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He mixes Hydrogen & Oxygen wherever he wants it 😝😝

 
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1433 days
 
SUFWAN

Kick 2 (2022)
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🚆🚴

🚲🚶
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kamino..... train udd gai... iss baar Rajnikanth tha
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1000 days
 
salim.

All new series of Rajnikanth:

Rajnikanth was shot today... Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral!


Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan 'via Bluetooth'!


When Rajni was a student, teachers used to bunk classes!


Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass!


Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out!!


Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in Richter scale!


The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s signature!!!


When God watched Robot, he said, "Oh my Rajnikanth!"


Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house!!


Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s
energy;
and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy!


Rajnikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but
Einstein died watching that since Light came second!!


Intel's new ad: "Rajnikanth Inside"
😝

 
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1687 days
 
DDLJ143

Rajnikant compilation
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Rajinikanth got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions" He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"
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When Alexander Graham Bell first used his telephone, he realized that he already had two missed calls from Rajinikanth.
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Spiderman, Superman and Batman visit Rajinikanth on every Teacher's Day.
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When ghosts go camping, they sit around the fire and tell stories about Rajinikanth.
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Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North??? . . Because, RAJINIKANTH lives in the South and no one has guts to point at him!!!
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The apple which fell on Newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth!
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Even Ghajini remembers Rajini!
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In the swordsmanship competition, the Chinese fighter split the hair into two pieces, the Japanese fighter slit the throat of the fly. Rajinikanth swung his sword at a mosquito but it kept flying. The Japanese fighter asked laughing: "The mosquito is flying!?" Rajinikanth smiled and said, "Rasscalaa it is flying but it will never be able to become a father!" ;)
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Once Rajini asked a boy to shut up. Now the boy is known as Manmohan Singh!
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Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
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An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai, Rajinikanth stopped it in Lonawala!
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After heavy jogging, Rajinikanth rested on a building and drank some water. That building is now known as the Leaning Tower Of Pisa!
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When Neil Armstrong arrived at moon, he had to borrow fuel from Rajini's fuel station, to reach back on Earth.
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Once a man ate Rajinikanth's breakfast. From then he is known as THE HULK!
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Rajinikanth inserts his visiting card in any ATM and collects the cash!
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Rajinikanth can whistle in 5 different languages!
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Once Rajinikanth went to MTV Roadies and Raghu had to do the task!
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Only Rajinikanth knows why Mona Lisa is smiling.
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Rajinikanth is the only person in the world who can make his girlfriend admit her mistake!
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Rajinikanth went to the world cooking championship...of course Rajini won. But guess what did he make in final??? Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer.
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manisholiday

रजनीकांतः( ✈️वालों से)
दिल्ली से चेन्नई की फ्लाइट कितने बजे आएगी?

✈️वालें:एक घंटे मे सर..

रजनी: इससे तो अच्छा है मै पैदल ही चला जाऊँ😎

😄😄😄

 
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