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She : मैं तुम्हें कच्चा चबा जाऊँगी😡
He : जेल हो जायेगी तुम्हे😋
She : क्यूँ?😥
He : तुम्हे पता नहीं GUY का मांस खाना कानूनी अपराध है😜😂

 
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Dev ;)

Line written on a Public Toilet wall:

Dil walo ke dil ka karar lootne,
Mei aaya hu sulabh sauchalaya mei mootne.😂😂😂

 
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Karan B Patel

Kya hua tera Vada?
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Mai, Pav ke saath khaa gaya.


*Blocked*😝😝

 
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1724 days
 
Vijay garg

Kal Papa ko Height of smilies ke msgs bheje
Aaj
Me:papa iphone 📲
Papa :☝️📖📚 👉👀 de
Me:ye kya
Papa: pehle padhayi pe dhyan de
😝😝😝

 
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979 days
 
ItsRDil

Since Amitabh Bachchan's contract for Kaun Banega Crorepati is going to expire soon, here are a few persons who could audition for the show.


Nana Patekar: Jaldi se jawab bol. Sahi jawab tere ko lakhpati bana dalega.Galat jawab tere ko hijda bana dega.

Shatrughan Sinha: Khamosh! Bihari babu ke saamne zaban chalata hai. Tera cheque phaad ke phek doonga.

Dharmendra: Galat jawab ! Kutte Kameene, main tera khoon pee jaoonga.


Amrish Puri: Sahi jawab ! Mogambo khush hua !

Amjad Khan: Kitne options the? Chaar ! Soover ke bachchon ! Chaar chaar options ! Bahut nainsaafi hai ! Dhish-keoin Dhish-keoin ! 50-50 kar ke do galat jawab main uda diye. Ab bol, tera kya hoga kaaliya?

Sanjay Dutt: Aye item log, kaye ko udhar khada hai? Idhar aake mere pass baith jaa. Kya be chikne - tere ko aata hai to bol dal varna main tere ko idhar-eech phod dalega.

Raj Kumar: Jaani, huuum, hhhuuuum hote to apne dost ko phone kar ke sawaal pooch lete.

Jagdeep: Bole to Soorma Bhopali - meri jeb ho gayi khaali. Mere pass to koi cheque nahin hain. Arre mujhko jaane do.

Mithun Chakraborty: Eeyaeech ! Tu audience poll karega ? Aye, yahan ke public ke paas time nahin hai. Kya nahin hai? Time nahin hai.


Kesto Mukherji: Hee-heek. Hee-yaik. Apne ko sab kuch do-do dikh rahela hai.Hee-heek. Yeh aath options kidhar se aa gaye? Hee-yok. Apne ko bahut chad gayeli hai.


Ashok Kumar: To abhi aapne yeh dekha ( wheeze ), ki yahan se Delhi ke Ramesh Kumar ( gasp), yahan se Rs 20,000 leke chale gaye. ( groan ). Kal aur dus logon ko leke phir milenge Hum Log (croak ).

 
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Vijay garg

Agar kutta nadi me gir jaye to bahar kaise niklega

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BhiG ke

 
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Neel Patel

Gubbarewala: gubbare lega aaj 1 special offer hai!

Bacha: kya hai?

Gubbarewala: 1 gubbara lo toh 1 aur gubbara free..

Bacha: hmmm.. 1 kitne ka diya?

Gubbarewala: 10 ka 1

Bacha: lekin mere paas sirf 5 rs hai..

Gubbarewala: hmmmmm...

Bacha: hmmmm???

Gubbarewala: are main soch raha hun..

Bacha: kya soch rahe ho?

Gubbarewala: yahi ki kya karu?

Bacha: aap 1 kaam karo, 10 ka 1 baloon hai, aur aaj special offer hai, iska matlab 1 baloon pe 1 baloon free.. Toh 1 baloon 5 ka hua.. Toh aap mujhe sirf 1 baloon dena..

Gubbarewala: are tu toh hoshiyaar nikla

Bacha: haa, mummy mujhe baadaam khilati hai..

Gubbarewala: hmmmm

Bacha: hmmmm

Gubbarewala: Hmmmm

Bacha: mujhe bore horaha hai main ghar jaaraha hun

Gubbarewala: gubarre nahi loge?

Bacha: are main toh bhool hi gaya

Gubbarewala: koi baat nahi bade shehro mein choti galtiya hoti rehti hai

Bacha: hmmm

Gubbarewala: hmmmm

Bacha: ye lo 5 rs

Gubbarewala: ye loh gubbaaraa

Bacha: thank you!

Gubbarewala: your welcome

Bacha: mention not

Gubbarewala: mention kya hai?

Bacha: mention matlab men-shi-yun

Gubbarewala: ooooooooooh!

Bacha: yeaahhhhh..

Gubbarewala: tu toh hosiyaar hai..

Bacha: hmmm.. Thank u

Gubbarewala: welcome

Bacha: mention not..

Gubbarewala: hmmm

Bacha: wwwwH

Gubbarewala: abh "wwwwH" kya hai??

Bacha: are "wwwwH ko upside down padege toh Hmmm hota hai

Gubbarewala: ooooooooooh!

Bacha: yeaahhhhh..

Gubbarewala: mast be

Bacha: yeaahhhhh..

Gubbarewala: wwwwH

Bacha: wwwwwH

Gubbarewala: wwwwwH

Bacha: chal bore mat kar main kal aaunga...

Gubbarewala: okay

Bacha: kk

Gubbarewala: K+K = kk

Bacha: tum ko maths aata hai?

Gubbarewala: haaa

Bacha: coool

Gubbarewala: thank u

Bacha: chal bore mat kar nikal raha hun

Gubbarewala: bye

Bacha: tata

Gubbarewala: tum ghar gaye thay waapis kyun aaye?

Bacha: ye tune fata hua baloon diya.

Gubbarewala : Mutual Funds are subject to market risk Please read the offer document carefully before investing.

Bacha: hmmm

Gubbarewala : Hmmmm

Baccha: gubbare kaise diye?

Gubbarewala: phulake..

Bachha: oh hmm



I alone cant take d torture pass it to all others too!! .

 
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1917 days
 
DDLJ143

Similiarity between Sanjay Dutt & Vicco Vajradanti?

Dono hi 'Maanyata' praapt hai...

;)

 
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Rk3530

अब और ना खेल इस दिल से ए हसीना
कहीं टूट गया तो
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खींच के मुक्का मारूंगा
😜😜👊👊

 
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1174 days
 
V!shu

She: "You are so damn cute."
Me: "You are so river cute"
*Blocked*
😂😁😜

 
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MilAap Makwana
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