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Teacher: gimme ur Email id
Kid: My Email ?
Teacher: Yes Your Email
Kid: Umm
Teacher: Well -___-
Kid: ._.
Kid : pussydestroyer69@yahoo.com

 
1051
 
1467 days
 
S-arcastic S-adist

Girl : Woh mujhe gandi gandi galiyan de raha tha

Boy : Abe galiyan toh gandi hoti hain Acchi galiyan kya Tera baap deta hai

Blocked and broke up 😆😆😂

 
238
 
1350 days
 
Videsi Baba

Height of loneliness. ..
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A boy updated his Whatsapp status as-


✋← My Valentine
😂😂😂😂

 
575
 
1227 days
 
Mehul Shah

85yr old man havin sex wit 26yr old girl, suddenly he starts shakin badly.
Girl: wat's happenin?
Man: Either I'm 'cumin' or Im 'going'!!!

 
219
 
1934 days
 
Anonymous

Why are Boobs even considered Sexual they're lumps of Fat made to store Milk for Babies what the Fuck is Sexual about that!! 😠😠

-Sonam Kapoor

😋😋

 
184
 
957 days
 
^_^

खेल ताश का हो या जिंदगी का ,
अपने लंड का इक्का,
तब ही दिखाना,
जब सामने बादशाह की रंडी हो।😜😜

 
493
 
750 days
 
Vijay garg

Watching porn is दूसरों की खुशी में ्अपनी खुशी ढुढंना .😂

 
844
 
1370 days
 
silent.-.love

Sonam kapoor ke gand mai daale aachaar😛

Ayesha takia khaye usse baar-baar😛

Q ki ab ki baar modi sarkar😛

 
277
 
1178 days
 
Nkapoor

Pappu Santa Se: "Daddy Aap To Chutiya Ho"
Santa Hairani Se: "Kyu Be?"
Pappu: "Aaj Jab Aap Bahar Gaye Thhe To Mummy Uncle Se Kah Rahi Thhi Ki Jaldi Karo Wo Chutiya Aane Wala Hai"

 
535
 
1665 days
 
!*+..C:H:I:R:A:G..+*!

Girl : Hey why do you think I do not need make up?

Guy : with boobs so big, who'd look at your face?

*blocked*

😂😂

 
325
 
303 days
 
dre@m_factory
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