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doodh aur ladki me kya farak hota hai
doodh garam hota hai to malayi upar aati hai
aur ladki jab garam hoti hai to malai neeche se aati hai.

 
338
 
2043 days
 
Parth

Doctor nurse se:- aaj mera chuswane ka dil kar raha hai.

Nurse:- par aaj to mera karva chouth ka vrat hai.

Doctor:- Pagli Yeh kaun sa ANN hai, ye to LUN hai..

 
319
 
2003 days
 
Sm1-OhSo-Spl

जितना मर्ज़ी चाहे इंग्लिश में Fuck Fuck कर लो..

दिल को ठंडक तो हिंदी में मादरचोद बहनचोद बोलकर ही आती है..
😂😂😂

 
553
 
470 days
 
Dev ;)

अब बहुत हुआ क्रिकेट,
बहुत हुयी होली की शुभकामना....
Back to work now..
Seriously...
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चुदाई के वीडियो भेजना चालू करो...
😉😉😉😃😃

 
494
 
389 days
 
Dev ;)

मैंने dil के दरवाजे पर chipka दी है एक चेतावनी,,,

चूत देने का दम रखना तभी भीतर कदम रखना😜😜

 
573
 
744 days
 
Vijay garg

जो अपनी मोहब्बत को नहीं चोद पाते






वो शायर बन के मोहब्बत की मा चोद देते है ✌😂

 
489
 
45 days
 
V!shu

Ek Doctor Hospital Mein Apni Aakhri Saansein Gin Rahe Patient Ke Heart Ko Haath Se Daba-2 Kar Pump Kar Raha Tha.

Achanak Wo Ruka Aur Apne Assistant Se Bola: "Bas Ab Hum Aur Kuch Nahi Kar Sakte"

Assitant Ashcharya Se: "Doctor Lekin Isko Hosh Mein Lane Ki Aur Koshish Kar Sakte Hai Isko I.C.I Injection Diya Ja Sakta Hai"

Doctor: "Arey Mujhe Sab Pata Hai Par Chod Yaar Mujhe Nurses Ki Staff Party Mein Jane Mein Der Ho Rahi Hai"

Assistant: "Sir, Nurses Aapke Bina Bhi Party Kar Sakti Hai Par Iss Patient Ko Aapki Jayada Jaroorat Hai"

Doctor: "Yaar Saal Mein Ek Baar To Nurses Ko Unki Uniform Ke Bina Dekhne Ka Mauka Milta Hai, Main Is Mauke Ko Khona Nahi Chahta"

Assistant Bahut Dukhi Hua Ki Tabhi Ek Nurse Andar Aayi Aur Boli: "Doctor, Maine Is Patient Ke Paper Tayar Kar Diye Hai, Aap Ek Baar Check Kar Lo"

Doctor Ne Jaldi-Jaldi Papers Pade Aur Achanak Assistant Ko Bola.

Doctor: "Oh God, Jaldi Karo Isko I.C.I Injection Lagao, Nurse Tum Kahi Mat Jana Tumhari Jaroorat Hai"

Assitant Ne Ye Dekha Aur Khushi Se Doctor Ko Bola.

Assitant: "Doctor Saab Aap Vakiye Hi Bahut Mahaan Ho, Aapko Apna Farz Yaad Aa Gaya"

Doctor: "Arey Nahi Yaar, Maine Abhi Notice Mein Padha Hai Ki Iss Madarchod Ne Apna Lund Daan Mein Diya Hua Hai, Agar Ye Mar Gaya To Mujhe Iska Lund Nikalne Ke Liye Saari Raat Yahi Rukna Padega"

 
764
 
1482 days
 
!*+..C:H:I:R:A:G..+*!

Him ( While having Sex): Babes ! how's my Dick.....
Her : Thik hai..😭
Him : to chilla kyu rahi thi??
Her : Thick hai gandu bohat thick hai..
😝

 
401
 
1085 days
 
dre@m_factory

Roses are red
nuts are brown
skirts go up
pants to down
body to body
skin to skin
when it is stiff stick it in
the longer it's in the stronger it gets
it goes in dry and comes out wet
it comes out dripping and starts to sag
its not what you think it's a tea bag

 
279
 
1612 days
 
Tareen

Kya tum Chote Bde ho skte ho?

Kya tum Muh se Paani or Mlai nikal skte ho?

Nhi na?

Beta, sirf shkl LND jaisi hone se koi LND nhi bn jaata.
hav a LNDful day

 
211
 
2037 days
 
Sm1-OhSo-Spl
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