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आजकल कुछ बवासीर के मरीज तो सिर्फ अपनी गांड चुदवाने ही योगी जी के खिलाफ बोल रए हैं
😵😵😵

 
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kakkA

Santa's wife told him he had a small penis, so he said it was big enough to hurt her.

"There isn't a woman in the world that would be hurt by that thing," she said.

He then showed her a video of me fucking her sister.

"I've never been so hurt in all my life," she said.

"Argument won," he replied

 
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2457 days
 
Rk3530

अगर आप जिद्दी है
और निठल्ले भी है..

और आपको सुबह- सुबह GM के बहोत से मेसेज आते है..

तो दुनियां आपको कह रही है कि



GM ( *गांड मरा.. !!*)
😜😂😂😂😂😂

 
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633 days
 
SPARSH

"Hamaare Baba Ji Hamesha Ladko Ko Hi Shiksha Dete Rahte Hai....
Par Aaj Unhone Pahli Bar Ladkiyo Ko Ek Sujhav Diya Hai, Batana Jarur Ki Kaisa Laga ;)"....

Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Kahna Hai Ki Ladkiyo Ko Apni Shave Regular Karte Rahna Chahiye
Ab Aap Ladkiya Soch Rahi Hongi Ki Kyu...???

Isliye Ki Agar Baal Jyada Badd Jayenge To Unmein Jue Pad Sakti Hai....
Ab Agar Jue Padengi To Unka Dil Udhar Khujli Karne Ka Bhi Karega...
Khujli To Hath Se Karni Padegi...Aur Jab Udhar Hath Lagega To Maja Bhi Aayega...
Aur Jab Maja Aayega To Fir Aur Maja Lene Ka Dil Karega...
Hath Se Jab Dil Bhar Jayega To Fir Koi Boy Friend Banane Ka Dil Karega....
Aur Aage To Aap Ladkiya Sayani Hi Ho.
Isliye Agar Pyaar Vyaar Ke Chakkar Se Bachna Hai To Regular Shave Karti Raha Karo...

Note: Jin Jin Ladkiyo Ne Taazi Shave Kari Hai, Vo Ek Bar Mujhe Check Karne Ka Moka De, Taki Main Bata Saku Ki Sahi Se Ki Hai Ya Nahi...!!!:P

 
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2597 days
 
Akku

A person's Beard grows fastest when he Anticipates 'SEX' 😌

Now i know.. Why 'ASHARAM' has Very Long Beard!! 😄😄

 
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2067 days
 
Dev ;)

Ae Dost Teri Yaari,
Mujhe Duniya Mein Sabse Pyari,
Saari Duniya Ne Teri Maari,
To Kya Tujhko Nahi Pyari Meri Yaari
Agar Hai Pyaari,
To Ab Tu Jhuk Meri Baari

 
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2583 days
 
Kavya

डर लग रहा मेरा लण्ड भी कहीं बैन न हो जाए ।

कमीना दो मिनट में तैयार हो जाता है ।

😁😁😋😁😁

 
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1450 days
 
MundaKamal

"मै यह नहीं कहता की मेरी.
खबर पूछो तुम यारो ....











खुद कहाँ गांड मरवा रहे हो...
बस इतना बता दिया करो...."
😝😂

 
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1418 days
 
Dev ;)

Ek ganje ke sir pe Baal nhi thee

Uski nayi nayi shadi huee


suhagraat ko jab biwi ke kapde utare toh usne first tym Chut dekhi toh chilla ke bola

Wah re upar wale mere sir pe Baal diye nhi aur logo ko pata nhi kha kha Baal ugaa diye 😜😜

 
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1715 days
 
Vijay garg

Santa College Ki Side Wali Sadak Ke Kinare Susu Kar Raha Thha

Ek Ladki Vaha Se Gujar Rahi Thhi Usne Santa Ka Bada Lund Dekha Aur Boli

Ladki: "Wow, Mujhe Bhi Chahiye"

Santa Bola: "Abe To Dekh Kya Rahi Hai, Jaldi Se Ek Cup Le Aa, Susu Khatam Hone Wala Hai"

 
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2797 days
 
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