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Saying "guns don't kill people, bullets do" is like saying "I haven't raped anyone, but my dick has."😝

 
233
 
1539 days
 
YAHYA..KHAN!

दूर से *अपने बोबे* हिलाकर
हमे *ललचाओगे* कबतक.. ??

दूर से *अपने बोबे* हिलाकर
हमे *ललचाओगे* कबतक.. ??

*खड़े लंड के साथ...* 🍆
*दीपक चौदसिया आजतक !!*
😜😂😂😂😂

 
394
 
74 days
 
SPARSH

A policeman sends his wife and kid to a resort for a vacation.

After a week he joined them in the hotel.

As soon as he came to the hotel room he wanted to make love to his wife and gave her "the look".

Whispering under her breath, the wife says "No darling, we can't do it here, our kid is watching!"

Husband replies, "You're right, lets go to the beach." After a while they make their way to the beach, they start to make love on an empty beach.

All of a sudden, a policeman walks up to them. "Put your cloths on immediately, shame on you, you can't do that in public!"

Embarrassed, the husband admits "You are right, but I had a moment of weakness. We hadn't seen each other for an entire week. Now, I'm a policeman too, and it would be very embarrassing if you fine me."

The cop thought for a second and said "Don't worry... you are a colleague and it is your first time.

But this is the third time I caught this bitch making love on this beach in the last week and she will have to pay."

 
192
 
2007 days
 
Suneet Agarwal

Lady in bus:u bstrdUr THING's touchin me.M:Sry it's my salary in pockt L:m observin urSalary increasd 5 tims in last 10Mins!

 
216
 
1972 days
 
Unknown

जब किस्मत में बस लिखा हो हस्तमैथून
तो क्या गोआ
क्या देहरादून 😂😂😂

 
508
 
359 days
 
@HeartBreaker

One day a "FLAT CHESTED" girl went to Rajnikant & sought help for her problem.
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Rajnikant softly kissed her boobs and today she's known as
PAMELA ANDERSON

 
213
 
2057 days
 
EATHEN HUNT

She : I am pregnant.

He : Fuck... I mean no more Fuck.😜😜

 
125
 
1038 days
 
Vijay garg

Pappu on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do. Jeeto: Put your biggest thng on her
hairiest thing. Pappu: Got my nose in her armpit, now what?

 
55
 
2163 days
 
Punjabis

Me: मैने तुझे सुबह सुबह कॉल किया था...पता नही कहॉ लग गया। कोई चूतिया बस हैलो हैलो ही कर रहा था ..!😞😜😜

She: वो मेरे पापा थे..!😐

Me: 😷😷😷😷😷😦😫

 
379
 
960 days
 
dre@m_factory

Similarity between camera and condom :

They both capture the moment !!!!
😬

 
455
 
1283 days
 
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