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My phone suggests behenchod as soon as I write Areey. SO SMART 😍😂

 
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734 days
 
Karan .B. Patel

Ek mashhoor Callgirl ne arz kiya hai:-

Mohabbat ke siva aur bhi gam hai zamane me,

Kabhi yaha aa ke bhi dekho,

AAGE aur PICHHE dono fat jati hai kamane me..

 
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2733 days
 
Nitin-2

शीला आंटी- मुझे चोदो ना ?


लड़का- नहीं तुम बहुत मोटी हो ।


शीला आंटी-अबे भोसड़ी के

"चिकन का मजा बोटी में "

और

" चूत का मजा मोटी में ।"
😃😃👊🏽👊🏽

 
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994 days
 
@HeartBreaker

Never underestimate a sadist.

Even on his girlfriend's
'PARENTS GONE COME HOME'
his reaction would be..

'Saala aaj fir chudai karna padega :('
😒😂

 
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1574 days
 
Dev ;)

Ek Raja ki Rani use Chut nhi deti..to Raja sarovar k kinare jata aur duck se khta -"Aao Btak Pyri, Baitho jhaat pr hamari Khao pan supari.."
ek din Rani use Btak k sath sex krte hue dekh leti h to Rani Btak ki gand m garam saria dal deti h.nxt day Raja aata h phr kehta h -"Aao Btak Pyri Baitho jhat pr hmari Khao pan supari....
Tbhi Btak kehti h - "Aayi thi Raand tumhari,Jalla gyi Gaand hmari,Maa ki chut tumhari,Tumhi khao pan supari..:)

 
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2764 days
 
Anonymous

सारे लड़को से पूछोगे तो वो कहेंगे -आई एम
सिंगल .? :
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और : अगर किसी लड़की से पूछोगे तो
बोलेगी .?? आई हैव ए आलरेडी बॉयफ्रेंड :
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.
.
. मुझे एक बात समझ नहीं आती जब सारे
लड़के सिंगल हे . : : : :
तो लड़कियां कुत्तो से चुद रही हे क्या😏😏🖕🏻
.??? 🤔🤔🤔

 
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1100 days
 
SaM Rajput

"I knew it!" cried my wife, "You have lipstick on you and it's the same shade that long-legged bitch secretary of yours wears! How long has it been going on, you bastard!? How long!?"

"You paranoid bitch! It's her birthday today so I embraced her and wished her happy birthday and I must have got some lipstick on me. The way your sick, crazy mind works is disgusting! You need help, professional help so you can be a normal person like the rest of the fucking world and our marriage may just stand a chance! Got anything else to say you sad, twisted, pathetic bitch!?"

"It's on your cock."

 
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2326 days
 
Kingmakers

The best curve on a girl is her smile.. Lol just kidding, look at dat ass!

 
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1930 days
 
Chulbul

Girl: do u love me?
Boy: yesss but i love ur boobs more!
Girl: :@ so i come second to my breasts??:/
Boy: no actually there are two of them so third :p :D

 
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2063 days
 
BS

पांच के नोट सी हो गयी है चूतें आज कल।








कितनी भी फटी हो आखिर चल ही जाती है
😜😝😜😝😜😝😜😝😜

 
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1149 days
 
dre@m_factory
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