Asshole meets Good Girl →
Fucks her over →
She turns into a Bitch →
Meets a Good Guy →
Fucks him over →
He turns into an asshole..!!
And the cycle continues..........
RAMU- Dr.Sab mera khada nhi hota. Dr. r u married ? NO. Girl friend? NO Randibazi? NO Muttee bazi? NO To phir Bhosdi k khada kr k 2011 ka calendar tangega ka
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morning to find his wife angry and waiting for him at the door.
"Out drinking again!?" she says.
"How much money did you spend this time?"
"$100," answers the man.
"$100!" she shouts.
"That's ridiculous, spending that much in one night!"
"Easy for you to say," he replies. "You don't smoke, you don't drink, and you have your own pussy."
What is the difference b/e melody b mala d?
Jab bachche masti karte hain toh melody dete hain aur jab unki mummy masti karti hai toh mala d dete hain
If they dub Ass Destroyers 3 in Hindi, they should call it Gaand Vinashak Tritiya.
Girl: "Jaanu chalo hotel chale"😘
Boy: "No, I am homosexual"😬
Girl: "Eww pahle kyo nai bataya"😨
Boy: "Arre matlab ghar chalo, main wahin karta hu"😉😂
Boy to Doc- Meri ek mahine me shadi hone vali he aur mera lund 2 inch ka hi hai. lamba karne ka upay batao?
Doc: Lund ko Dudh me dubo kar, bakri ko din me do bar chusao, 15 din baad batana.
Doc after 2 months: kesi hai Marriage life?
Boy: Marriage kari hi nahi, wo bakri hi kharid li.....
Arz kiya h:
Aalu ka paratha Or
sarso ka saag
(Pahle sun to le bhosdi k)
Aalu ka pratha
Or sarso ka
Mai Gaand marne a rha hu, jaha bhagna h
Varities of woman:
AALSI -Aaj ghodi banne ka mud nahi, baithe baithe hi kar lo
DHAMKANE WALI -Agar muh me diya, to tere gote daba dungi
ITIHAS PASAND -Jab mein college me thi to 4-5 se 1 sath karwati thi
BHAVISHYA BATANE WALI -Muze pata tha, ye nirodh fatega
CONFUSED - chut chut oh..nahi aaj gand mar do
SELFISH- Mera pani nikal gaya, ab tum bahar nikal k hath se kar lo
SHAKKI -Tumhara popat pahle se mota dikh raha hai, jarur tumne koi goli li hai
The pope is very ill, and nobody can cure him. The cardinals call in an old physician recommended to them. After an hour long examination, he comes up with a solution.
"I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news: The pope has a rare testicular disorder. The good news: He can be cured.....with sex."
The cardinals, not happy with the cure, explain the situation to the pope.
"I'll agree to it," says the pope." But under four conditions."
The cardinals are shocked." What are the four conditions?" asks one.
"First, the girl must be blind, so she cannot see with whom she is having sex.
Second, she must be deaf, so she cannot hear with whom she is having sex.
And third, she must be dumb, so if she somehow figures out with whom she is having sex, she can tell no one."
After a long pause, a cardinal asks, "And the fourth condition:"
Pope replies..."Big boobs"