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CID Special Shayri

Jungle mein thi laash...
laash ban gai bhoot...

Jungle mein thi laash...
laash ban gai bhoot...




Daya jungle se bhaga.. bola
"CID ki maa ki choot"

 
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2070 days
 
Anonymous

Porn is the only industry in the world where females are paid more than males.
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And then they say stop discrimination against females!!! :(

 
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1939 days
 
dre@m_factory

A man had been married to his wife for twenty years. As time had passed, his sex life had naturally deteriorated but now it was starting to get him down. No longer could he make his wife orgasm.

One day, the man decided to do something about it so he went to see his doctor. The doctor suggested he add a little romance back into the relationship - a nice meal, candles, mood music and the like. The man was skeptical but, that evening, he gave it a shot. He really pulled out all the stops but, when he came to the bedroom, there was again no action from the wife.

He went back to see the doctor the next day. The doctor was disappointed the trick hadn't worked but told the man not to worry. The doctor suggested he try again but this time get a young Adonis-like man to stand beside them and waft them with a towel. At first, the man didn't like the sound of it, but the doctor persuaded him to give it a go. He found a number for a male escort agency and arranged for their top man to come around that evening. All was going to plan but, when they came down to business, there was still no climaxing, no matter how much the young man waved the towel. Now, as you can imagine, this was starting to rile the man no end. He stormed back to the doctor. The doctor was obviously mortified that it hadn't worked so he suggested the man repeat the trick but perhaps this time he swaps roles with the escort. The man was at his wit's end so gave it one last try.

That evening, the man cooked his wife a fantastic meal. Shortly after they had finished, the escort arrived and they headed up to the bedroom. The man took up his position with the towel while his wife and the escort got down to business. Sure enough, within minutes his wife was groaning and writhing with ecstasy.
The man was clearly satisfied with his work, so he lent over and whispered in the escort's ear, "You see mate, that's how you wave a fucking towel!"

 
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1775 days
 
Kingmakers

Son: Dad, kal se school me naya subject shuru hua hai-SEX EDUCATION.

Dad: Achhi baat hai Lekin tu chaddi me haath daal ke kya kar raha hai?

Son: Homework..!

 
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2011 days
 
Atul000

Minister : Mai Bomb Blast me marne waalo ko 5 Lak aur zakhmi ko 3 Lak dene ka ailaan karta hu.!

santa : aur aawaz sun kar jinki Gand Fat Gayi, unka kya.?

 
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2264 days
 
NK

Teacher-Machchar k kaatne se maleria hota hai...dard kyu nahi..??

Student-kyuki machchar dunk maarta hai h gaand nhi...
Aage se bakchodi wale sawaal mt poochna...!!!

 
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2122 days
 
Akku

Friendss

Ramesh- bhai aaj kothe pe gya mazaa agya

Suresh - kyu bhai kya hua

Ramesh-bhai aaj ek ladki ko chod chod k blood nikaal diya...

Suresh-bhosdi k agya periods m chod k 😂😂😂

 
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558 days
 
Zenish

T.V Ad-


Villain trys to rape a Girl,but ladki ki salwar ka Naada nahi khol paya,
voice from background-
"Aapki maa-behen ki izzat ke rakhwaale.
Pappu Naade waale."

 
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2247 days
 
Vks

HANSBALIYE
KYA ApKe TOOTHPEST ME NAMAK HAI.?
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NAHI Hai NA

ISME NAMAK HAI _,,,,,_
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KULLA Kar Lena ....

 
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2077 days
 
Rainish

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मेरे पास तो बस यादे है तुम्हारी....☺
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नया साल तो उसे मुबारक हो......
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जिसके किस्मत मे तेरा भोसड़ा है... 😷



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290 days
 
baadsaah bhai
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