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Thandi aur randi kabhi kisi ke bas me nahi rehati



aur ek baat


Dono kabhi bhi laude laga sakti h

 
387
 
574 days
 
Mridul Gupta

A man lives with only 2 problms_
1st Half: Ye saala itna khada kyun hota hai?
2nd Half: Ye saala aaj-kal khada kyun nahi hota?"

 
689
 
1499 days
 
Chulbul

14 Reasons why men are better then 'Vibrators'

1. Vibrators cannot buy u expensive gifts.
2. Vibrators cannot take u out to Foriegn Vacations.
3. Vibrators cannot compliment u nor can they tell u that u are looking 'Sexxxy'
4. Vibratiors cannot talk to u after sex.
5. Vibrators cannot cuddle with you.

6. Vibrators cannot have loooong hours of foreplay with u, just to bring u in mood and lubricate u

7. Vibrators can never give u the 'Oral' pleasure u derive from Oral Sex.

8. Vibrtors cannot somber u at the time of menstural cramps.

9. Vibrators cannot answer ur silly questions like ' How do I look?'

10. Vibrators cannot tell u ki
'Aaj Khane Main Kya Banaon?'

11. Vibrators cannot spend 'Quality' time with you parents and ur silly brother.

12. Vibrators cannot accompany u to the Parent Teacher Meating' at ur child's school.

13. Vibtrator cannot listen to the bitching and gossiping U like to day for atleast one or two hours a day.

14. Vibrators cannot behave friendly with the uglist and wackiest of ur friends.

So I think Vibrators can never replace 'We' men😜

 
446
 
1607 days
 
dre@m_factory

Ladki ne sex ke waqt apni panty utari to usme haryali nazar aayi.....

Ladke ne pucha: yeh kya hai ?

Ladki: ohh teri ki raat ko mooli nikalna hi bhul gayi.....

 
480
 
2142 days
 
AUDI oooo

Bina helmet ke bike chalne par challan katte waqt,dil se bus ek hi aawaz hi nikalti hai "

भोसड़ी वालो, उसे भी पकड़ो वो भी बिना हेलमेट के जा रहा है 😝😂😂

 
188
 
32 days
 
V!shu

A SMALL BOY. GENTS UNDERWEAR KYU PAHENTE HAI

MAN: BETA UNKA JOVSAMAN HOTA HAI USSE SHAREER SE SIDHE CHIPKAYE RAKHNE KAY LIYE, TAKI WO LATAK LATAK KE KHARAAB NA HO JAYE

BOY: OH OK. PHIR LADKIYA PANTY KYU PAHENTI HAI?

MAN :FIRST CONFUSED. THINKS OVER AND REPLY. BRTA MAHINE MAY UNHE 4/5 DIN HI PANTY KI JARURAT PADTI HAI, PAR AADAT RAHE ISLIYE CONTINUE PSHANTI HAI.

BOY. OH OH OK. PAR 4/5 DIN INKO KYA KAAM HOTA HAI JO PANTY KI JARURAT PADTI HAI

MAN HAS NO ANSWER: BETA EK KAAM KAR JA TERI MUMMY SE PUCH

 
192
 
1723 days
 
NKA

Husband came to bed with Cetrizine, Gelusil, Aspirin & water......
Wife: Why ?????
Husband: for your cold, acidity & headache....
Wife: But I don't have any of them !!!!
Husband: Fine!!!!


Then Lets have SEX .....

 
266
 
2006 days
 
Arch

Ladki: Mom wo samne wala ladka mujhe dekhta hai to meri bra tight ho jati hai. Mom: Don't worry, tum bra thodi neeche kar dena saale ki chaddi tight ho jayegi..

 
359
 
2225 days
 
Naughty Boy

Lund patla hona chahiye ,

Mota toh BAIGAN 🍆 bhi hota hai !!!

 
252
 
1535 days
 
Vansh !!!

ठंड मैं माइक लेके रिपोर्टर पूछ रही है, क्या आप को ठण्ड लग रही है?

दुनिया में एक तो चूतिये होते हैं, और उनसे बड़े जो हों उनको मीडिया कहते हैं😂😂😂😂

 
249
 
981 days
 
Karan B Patel
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