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Ek Ladki ki 5 Crore ki lottery nikli.

Company ne socha achanak bataaya to ladki khushi se mar sakti hai.



Usne Pappu ko ye kaam saunpa ki aise batao ki wo khushi se mar na jaaye.


PAPPU ne ja ke us Ladki ko bola Farz karo aap ka 5 Crore ka Inaam nikle to kya karogi?


Ladki: Aap ke saamne 'nangi' ho jaaungi..
Aap meri chut me apna lund dalna jitni baar chaho...
Mai aapka lund chusungi...
Aap mere bobe chusna meri gaand b maar lena...
Aur jaise tumara man kare waise karna

Or aadha inaam b tumhe de dungi.



Behen ka lauda Pappu khushi se mar gya...!

 
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2118 days
 
100rabh

Ek faujii jung se 3 saal baad wapas aya aur khidki k paas udaas baith gaya.
Biwi ko sex ki ichha hui. Biwi dupatta gira k boli dekho hawa ne mera kya uda diya.

Faujji chup.

Phir kurti nikali aur boli,dekho hawa ne mera kya uda diya..

Faujji fir chup..

phir salwar utari aur boli,dekho hawa ne mera kya uda diya....

Faujji ko gussa aya, pent utar kar bola: "dekh bomb ne mera kya uda diya"

Biwi chup...

 
13914
 
2118 days
 
Rock3R

BAAP OF ALL JOKES :D

Ek baar class main inspection hoti hain..

Headmaster sahib aate hain....... Sawaal karna shuru!

Headmaster: "Bachoo Hamari body ka sabse naram part konsa hain"?

Jab koi jawab nahin deta to master Tinku ki taraf ishara karte hue Headmaster: "Tinku tum is ka jawab do"!!
Tinku: "Master ji hamari body ka sabse naram part hain GAAND, kyon ki, agar hame thand (cold) lag gaye hum kehte hain 'GAAND Phat gayi', Garmi lag jaya hum kehte hain 'GAAND phat gayi', thoda chalna pad jaye'GAAND phat gayi', Rona aa jaye 'GAAND phat gayi', Homework karana ho'GAAND phat gayi'

Headmaster ko gussa to aata hain lekin tinku ka jawaab bhi sahi hain to woh kuch nahin kehta.. phir sawaal karta hain

Headmaster: "acha aab ye batao ke, Ladki ki jab shaadi ho jaati hain to woh Doli ke time roti kyon hain"

Phir koi jawaab nahin deta......master phir Tinku ko jawaab dene ko kehta hain.

Tinku: " Master ji aap itne bade master, gyani or Samajhdar AGAR AAPKI KOI 400KM GHAR SE DOOOOOR LE JAA KAR GAAND MAREGA TO AAPKO RONA NAHIN AAYEGA?

Master ji ko phir bhut gussa aata hain lekin tinku ka jawaab bhi thik hain...isleye woh use kuch nahin kehta. Master phir sawaal karata hain

Headmaster: " Acha bachoo agar main aapko tisri aankh lagane ki shakti doon to tum kahan lagwaoge"

Koi bacha kehta hain sir pe, koi kehta hain mooh main, koi kehta hain pet main. koi kehta hain kaan pe.....

Master ko koi bhi answer acha nahin lagta hain to woh Tinku ko phir khada karta hain

Tinku: " Master ji main tisri aankh haat ki badi wali ungli main lagawaoonga"

Headmaster: " Kyon Tinku"

Tinku: " Main usko aapki GAAND main dalke ye dekhoonga ke aisa kaun sa kida aapki GAAND main Bhatak raha hain jo Salla har Sawaal mujhe hi pooch raha hai...=))

 
12574
 
1900 days
 
Kavya

1 Sardar ka interview ho rha tha..

Interviewer:-
1 chij jo tej chalti h, jiske 4 pahiye hote h...?

Sardar(bahut sochne ke baad excited hokar)
Car...

lntrvr:-
Galat, Maruti car...

Intrvr:-
wo kya h jiske 2 pahiye hote h or bahut tej chalti h...

Sardar(phirse sochne ke baad excited hokar)
motorcycle...

Intrvr:-
Galat, Hero Honda Motorcycle...

Sardar(gusse me):-
interview gaya Bhosde me, ab tu mere swaal ka jwab de...
idhar baal, udhar baal or bich me ched...??

Intrvr:-
Chut...

Sardar:-
Galat, teri ma ki chut..

 
10589
 
2110 days
 
:-{}

Ladki to Dr: "Bachcha 2 din se doodh nahi pi raha."
Dr ne Bra me haath daala aur kaafi der masal ke bola: "Doodh hi nahi hai."
Ladki: "Main to iski Mausi hoon."

 
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1714 days
 
Nimit Jain

Very HOT Wife
Husband ka LUND Chum ke boli-
Mere Laal,
Mera Sona,
mera babu,
mera Baccha,
UTH Ja na,

Husband-Bhenchod isko CHUT me Dalna he ya School me..


 
9422
 
2118 days
 
Rush

At sex toy shop GRL:duplicate Penis ka section kaha hai
CLERK: waha par mam

GRL:wo redwala ktne ka hai
CLERK-O hawas ki pujaran!
wo aag bujane ka cylinder hai.

 
8768
 
2124 days
 
Akshay

FRND 1=Kal meri girlfriend ka Birthday hai, uske haath main kya gift du?
FRND 2=Apna de de

FRND 1=Mazaak mat kar, koi badi cheez bata.
FRND 2= TO Mera de de..😂😆

 
8685
 
1560 days
 
D!L

BABA RAMDEV: beta apne se badi nari ko ma,barabar wali ko bahan or choti ko beti mana karo.

BHAKT:to baba ye lund aap hi rakh lo Jadi Buti kootne ke kam ayega.

 
8318
 
2115 days
 
NK

Bhagwan ne doot ko india bheja 3 baaten pata karne k liye..
1.sabse strong chiz kya hai?
2.sabse weak chiz kya hai?
3.kaun si chiz maine nai banayi phir bhi hai.

doot wapas aa k bola-
1india main sabse strong hai jhaant ka baal..jisko dekho bolta hai ki tu mera jhaant ka baal bhi ukhad nai sakta.
2.sabse weak hai Gaand..jisko dekho bolta hai..gaand phat gayi..
3.aur woh chiz jo apne nai banayi magar india main hai wo hai


BHEN KA LAUDAA...

 
7660
 
2119 days
 
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