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ये जो राह चलती किसी लड़की को देखकर मन ही मन में एक आह् के साथ
मुस्कुराते हो और फुले नही समाते हो न....... सविधान में इसे ही
" दरिदां कहा गया है।😂 😂

 
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852 days
 
"Am@rdeep"#

Apple=Vitamin


Vitamins=Power

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Power=Work

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Work=Money

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Money=GF

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GF=Tension

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Tension=Heart Attck
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Hrt Atck=Death
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Le, Ab kha Apple.!!

 
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2599 days
 
Vishal

कुछ लोगों की दर्द भरी शायरी पढ़ कर ऐसा जी करता है कि सारा कामधाम छोड़ कर पहले इनका महबूब ढूँढ दूँ 😠😖😉

 
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155 days
 
V!shu

An Ear-ie Trip

Aboard an Air India flight from New Dehli to USA, Grandma Santo was taking her very first flight.

They had only been aloft a few minutes when the old lady complained to the stewardess that her ears were popping.

The girl smiled and gave the older woman some chewing gum, assuring her that many people experienced the same discomfort.

When they landed in New York, Grandma thanked the stewardess, "The chewing gum worked fine," she said, "but tell me, how do I get it out of my ears?"

 
83
 
1855 days
 
Bk

"B.V KA KHOF"

Husband : Begum 1 cup chaye bana do


Wife : kyyaaaaaaaaa ?

Zara phir kehna
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Husband : mene kaha g, 1 cup chaye bana dun apko :-)

 
195
 
2412 days
 
Rida

That awkward moment . When u r sad or angry
And
a wrong person
Start giving u advices And u r like.. .
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. . "Abey tu to apna muh band karle"

 
157
 
2191 days
 
Vijay garg

ज़िंदगी में बहुत कांड किये हैं लेकिन..



:

आजतक कभी भी...


:


"Keep Calm it's My Birthday Month" वाली DP नहीं लगाई..
😂😜😂

 
118
 
307 days
 
anil Manawat

एक भोपाली की प्रेम कथा....
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लड़का- तुम मेरे दिल में, ख्वाबों में रहेतो हो..

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लड़की- अल्लाह कसम भाई जान आपको किसी ने लपक के मामू बनाया होगा हम तो अपके घर के पिछले गली में रहेते हें..
😜😂

 
260
 
1153 days
 
anil Manawat

When You Really Want
To Slap Someone,
Do It And Say....
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,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
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,
,
,
,
,
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Mosquito.. :)

 
58
 
2507 days
 
Sravan Vizag

Log kahte hai pyar bina zindagi nahi hoti.




Par mujhe lagta hai ki

















"oxygen" zyada zaroori hai...!
;-) :-o

 
189
 
2407 days
 
Puneet kaushik
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