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Ek kavita arz hai

Hey krishna tu is kalyug me aa k to dekh.

Tune pura parvat ek ungli pe uthaya,apne sar pe exam ka pressure ko utha k to dekh.

Tune 18 saal ki umr me mama kans ko mara, ab kasab ko hath laga k to dekh.

Tune bhari mehfil me draupadi ko saree pehnai, Mallika ko ek jodi kapde pehna k to dekh.

Tune gokul ki 1600 gopia sath me rakhi, kalyug ki ek ladki pata k to dekh.

Hey krishna tu kalyug me aake to dekh....
--%<@

 
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DDLJ143

After breakup.....
Boy: Dil me 1 jazbat hai dabau kaise,
ruswa na ho jau chhupau kaise,
Tanha chhod gyi ho mujhe jabse,
Maa kasam itna khush hu k batau kaise.

 
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Arch

Zindagi mein abhi tak ek ladki bhi nhi pti.....😐

Pr phir bhi .. Kuch bollywood singers k gaane sunne baitho toh aisa lgta h jaise🤔 10-15 chod kr bhaag gyi ho.🤓😅😂

 
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Shrey28

माँ का कथन "पराये लड़कों से दूर रहना"....इस बात को पाकिस्तानी लड़कियां इतना सीरियसली ले लेती हैं कि अपने ही भाइयों से सेट हो जाती हैं।
😂😂😂😂😂

 
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Chatukarta k baap ka Jeeja

I wanna be a nice person but everyone is so stupid

 
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M.I.T.S

Handy guide to modern science:If it's green or wriggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

 
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Kid

A newspaper boy keeps shouting on the street:
"Big scam! Big scam! 12 Victims!"
A man decides to buy the newspaper and while browsing it he discovers there is nothing inside it about a scam.
The boy keeps shouting even louder now:
"Big scam! Big scam! 13 victims!"

 
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AUDI oooo

Pakistan's GEO NEWS HEADLINE:-






Shoaib Malik ne apney susraal ko ruswaa krdia, Sania Mirza mekkey ja bethi 😜😜

 
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Moh!t Lohia!!

Everyone has a friend who borrows ur stuff, and keeps it for so long that u have to borrow it back :P

 
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Rockingouthere

Kya Lekar Aye The?

Kya Lekar Jaoge?

Mujhe Msgs Nahi karke..

kitne Paise Bachao Ge,

Itne Paise Bacha Kar
kya..


Mobile Me CNG, Lagwao Ge?

 
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