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What is Tension?

1 Sunder Ladki Ne Sirf Apse Lift Maangi

Raste Me Uski Tabiyat Kharab Ho Gai

Aap Use Hospital Le Gaye

Dr. Bola - Ap Baap Banne Wale Ho

LO JI HO GAYI TENSION

Aap Bole Main Iska Baap Nahi Hu

Fir Ladki Boli Yahi Iska Baap hai

AUR TENSION

Police Aayi Aapka Medical Check up hua

Report Aayi Ki Aap To Kabhi Baap Hi Nahi Ban Sakte

Apko aur Tension

apne thank GOD Kaha
or nikal liye

fir socha ghar pe jo 2 bache hai vo kiske hai

 
15603
 
2090 days
 
Akshay

Public Toilet Me Bethey Aadmi Ko Saath Waley Toilet Se Aawaz i:

Kya Haal Hain Yar?

Wo Ghabra K Bola:

Fine! Theek Hun!

Aawaz i:

Kya Kr Rahy Ho?

Wo Aadmi Bola:

Tumhari Tarha Betha Hua Hun!

Aawaz i:

Main Aa Jaun Abi Tmhary Paas?

Wo Aadmi (Ghabra Kr):

Oh! Na Na Na. Main Boht Busy Hun!

Then Aawaz i:

Yar Main Tumko Baad Me Call Krta Hun. Pata Nhi Kon Kutta Dusrey Toilet Se
Meri Hr Baat Ka Jawab De Raha Hy!
:-))

 
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2088 days
 
goDs MessengeR

Kya aapko paata hai ...
duniya ka sabse sabse pehla jahaaz
kahan uda tha.. .?
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Jawaab iss chhote se break ke baad. .
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Surf excel- daag acche hai.. . -
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Rupa frontline-raho sabse aagey..
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Garnier- Take care
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Asli masale such such..MDH MDH.
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kYA AAPKE tooth paste me namakhai.. Colgate active salt tooth paste.
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hum me hai herooooooooooo. HEro moto corp
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LIC - zindgi k saat bhi zindagi k baad
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Laila ko krna tha impress toh majnu ne
khaai Minto fresh. l
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hi handsome hi handsome hi
handsome.
fair n handsome.. .
fair ness cream for men...
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Rahiye na bekhabar firr dekhiye khaas
khabar... .. Aaj tak. .
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WELCOME BACK-
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DUNIYA ka sUB SE PEHLA JAHAZZ HAWA ME UDA THA ...:-)

 
11210
 
1889 days
 
AUDI oooo

Sardar's son - Papa agr apko 10 or 5Rs. raste me pde mile to ap kaun sa note uthaoge?
Sardar- 10 Rs ka?
Son- Esiliye ap pe joke bnte h, dono utha loge to kya nak kat jayegi.

 
9686
 
2091 days
 
Sm1-OhSo-Spl

God:wat do u want?
Boy:a vry beautiful grl.
God:if u r a Muslim I'll give u Katrina,if u r a Hindu I'll give u Kareena,if u r a Christian I'll give u Genelia,what's ur name?Boy:Abdul Vinod Fernandes.
God:- Dolly Bindra de saale ko. Bahut oversmart ban raha hai..

 
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2075 days
 
Anuj

Biggest Joke 0n Doctor

Dr.to patient's frnd:
Agar 1ghanta pehle le ate tou
hum ise bacha lete

Patient's Frnd:
Abay,15min pehle tou accidnt
hua hAi

 
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2086 days
 
Sidh7

A girl dialed her own no. from her bf's cell to see her name saved in list like doll or sweetie.
she was shocked to see
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Mukesh plumber..

 
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2093 days
 
Akshay

लड़कियाँ दिन भर में अपनी 100 फोटो खिचेंगी..
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उनमें से 99 डिलीट करेंगी..
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और बचा हुआ एक फोटो अपलोड करके कहेंगी- "ऐसे हीं बैठी थी किसी ने क्लिक कर दी" :p :

 
6887
 
1467 days
 
dre@m_factory

Munna bhai :
Yeh 'AUTOMATICALY' kya hai?

Circit :
Bole to auto me ladki ja rahi hai
jis k sar pe ek bhi baal nahi he
bole to simple he bhai
'AUTO-ME-TAKKLY'....

 
6231
 
2085 days
 
Usi

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner.
DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours?
SON: At school
Robot slaps Son
SON: OK, I went to watch a movie.
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story
Robot slaps son again
SON: OK, it was Day with a Porn Star.
DAD: WHAT? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!
Robot slaps Dad
MOM: HAHA! After all he is your son...
Robot slaps mom

Thumbs up if u get it 

 
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2088 days
 
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