What is Tension?

1 Sunder Ladki Ne Sirf Apse Lift Maangi

Raste Me Uski Tabiyat Kharab Ho Gai

Aap Use Hospital Le Gaye

Dr. Bola - Ap Baap Banne Wale Ho

LO JI HO GAYI TENSION

Aap Bole Main Iska Baap Nahi Hu

Fir Ladki Boli Yahi Iska Baap hai

AUR TENSION

Police Aayi Aapka Medical Check up hua

Report Aayi Ki Aap To Kabhi Baap Hi Nahi Ban Sakte

Apko aur Tension

apne thank GOD Kaha
or nikal liye

fir socha ghar pe jo 2 bache hai vo kiske hai

Public Toilet Me Bethey Aadmi Ko Saath Waley Toilet Se Aawaz i:

Kya Haal Hain Yar?

Wo Ghabra K Bola:

Fine! Theek Hun!

Aawaz i:

Kya Kr Rahy Ho?

Wo Aadmi Bola:

Tumhari Tarha Betha Hua Hun!

Aawaz i:

Main Aa Jaun Abi Tmhary Paas?

Wo Aadmi (Ghabra Kr):

Oh! Na Na Na. Main Boht Busy Hun!

Then Aawaz i:

Yar Main Tumko Baad Me Call Krta Hun. Pata Nhi Kon Kutta Dusrey Toilet Se
Meri Hr Baat Ka Jawab De Raha Hy!
:-))

Kya aapko paata hai ...
duniya ka sabse sabse pehla jahaaz
kahan uda tha.. .?
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Jawaab iss chhote se break ke baad. .
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Surf excel- daag acche hai.. . -
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Rupa frontline-raho sabse aagey..
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Garnier- Take care
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Asli masale such such..MDH MDH.
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kYA AAPKE tooth paste me namakhai.. Colgate active salt tooth paste.
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hum me hai herooooooooooo. HEro moto corp
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LIC - zindgi k saat bhi zindagi k baad
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Laila ko krna tha impress toh majnu ne
khaai Minto fresh. l
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hi handsome hi handsome hi
handsome.
fair n handsome.. .
fair ness cream for men...
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Rahiye na bekhabar firr dekhiye khaas
khabar... .. Aaj tak. .
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WELCOME BACK-
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DUNIYA ka sUB SE PEHLA JAHAZZ HAWA ME UDA THA ...:-)

Sardar's son - Papa agr apko 10 or 5Rs. raste me pde mile to ap kaun sa note uthaoge?
Sardar- 10 Rs ka?
Son- Esiliye ap pe joke bnte h, dono utha loge to kya nak kat jayegi.

God:wat do u want?
Boy:a vry beautiful grl.
God:if u r a Muslim I'll give u Katrina,if u r a Hindu I'll give u Kareena,if u r a Christian I'll give u Genelia,what's ur name?Boy:Abdul Vinod Fernandes.
God:- Dolly Bindra de saale ko. Bahut oversmart ban raha hai..

Biggest Joke 0n Doctor

Dr.to patient's frnd:
Agar 1ghanta pehle le ate tou
hum ise bacha lete

Patient's Frnd:
Abay,15min pehle tou accidnt
hua hAi

लड़कियाँ दिन भर में अपनी 100 फोटो खिचेंगी..
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उनमें से 99 डिलीट करेंगी..
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और बचा हुआ एक फोटो अपलोड करके कहेंगी- "ऐसे हीं बैठी थी किसी ने क्लिक कर दी" :p :

A girl dialed her own no. from her bf's cell to see her name saved in list like doll or sweetie.
she was shocked to see
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Mukesh plumber..

Munna bhai :
Yeh 'AUTOMATICALY' kya hai?

Circit :
Bole to auto me ladki ja rahi hai
jis k sar pe ek bhi baal nahi he
bole to simple he bhai
'AUTO-ME-TAKKLY'....

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner.
DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours?
SON: At school
Robot slaps Son
SON: OK, I went to watch a movie.
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story
Robot slaps son again
SON: OK, it was Day with a Porn Star.
DAD: WHAT? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!
Robot slaps Dad
MOM: HAHA! After all he is your son...
Robot slaps mom

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