Girl: Kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain?
Boy: Han agar tum mujhe Mcdonalds ki spelling suna do tu.?
Girl:Kuch dair soch k boli dafa karo hum KFC chalte hain.?
Boy: Acha ye batao k KFC ki full form kya hai?
Girl: Kuch dair sochne k bad sharmindgi se boli acha chalo kahen se
"NAAN CHOLEY" kha lete hain.
Killing Shayari in English:
''Wen ur lonely, Sit on the Rocks..
Wen ur lonely, Sit on the Rocks..
Remove Ur Shoes & Smell ur Socks....!''
Wah wah... ('',)
Girl : I've been called worse before .
Boy : Oh , really what ?
Girl: Your girlfriend..!! :) :p
I was gonn shake hands with you but autocorrect made me slap you.
Lalu thanking obama after his stay in america-
Thank you for ur hospitality.when you come 2 india.god promis, i wil also hospitalise u.....
Your obesity is directly proportional to the size of the belt you were 😜😝😜😝
Kuchh Besharma Hote Hai
Kuchh Ban Jaate Hai
Metro Ke Andar Floor Par
Jamke Baith Jaate Hain
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Pravah sathe to bdha jata hoy 6,
Pravah ni viruddh je jay te jivan ma Kaik bane.
TRAFFIC POLICE ne Samjavti Eni pehla to nakkama A Rasid fadi nakhi..!! :p