If you got perfect partener even then smallest house becomes your world lyk this ...
Psychology of life:
At the beginning of any relationship every girl treats her boyfriend as "GOD."
But later on somehow the alphabets get reversed.
😣पति रात को घर late आया...
😴पत्नी : ठीक हैं अब तुम सो जाओ सुबह बात करेंगे..!
😨(फिर क्या पति बेचारा सारी रात टेन्शन में सो नहीं पाया, के सुबह ना जाने उसके साथ क्या 🤥🔥👊🏻हादसा होगा)
#इसीलिये पति लोग Heart Attack से मरते हैं#😜🤣😂
When you r single, you see all the happy couples, when you r in a relationship you see all the happy singles.......strange but true !!!!
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No no this is her husband speaking
Pati: Har Raat jab mein Sota hu,to Prathna karta hu..ke hey Bhagwan Subah Subah meri Patni ko jaldi jaldi utha lena...🙅🙅👊🙇
Pati ko bahut mar padi...kyuki ek Shabd kehna bhool gaya..👊✊
Wife: There's trouble with the car...🚗
It has water in the carburetor...
Hubby: Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous!!!😳
Wife: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor!!
Hubby: You don't even know what a carburetor is!!! I'll check it out. Where's the car?
Wife: In the pool!!
Fastest marriage proposal agreement.
Boy: khana banana aata hai?
Girl: Nahi par "banana" khaana aata hai.
And they lived happily ever after..
Wife's are never wrong. Until they are.Then they cry and are somehow, not wrong again.