Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater.
If you give her a sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any aggravation, be ready to receive a ton of stuff in return.
Wife: where u will take me on our 10th wedding anniversery?
Hus: We will go to African jungle...
Wife: Gr8 & wht abt 25th anniversery?
Hus: I'll bring u back.... ('',)
Husband - क्या हुआ ? कुछ उखड़ी उखड़ी सी लग रही हो..!!😳
Wife - मैं कोई स्टंप हूँ जो उखडूंगी ?😏
Husband - नहीं मोटी स्टंप तो पतला होता है 😂
*the reason why I had to sleep outside*
Santa to wife: aj 4 wje kuteyan di race hai, mein othe jana e!
Wife: hun rehan ve do. Tureya janda nahin....race lagao ge3-| ....=D
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
Halfway through a romantic dinner, my husband smiled and said, "You look so beautiful under these lights." I was falling in love all over again when he added, "We gotta get some of these lights.":D
Wife argue with husband:
- You can`t choose what car to buy almost for five months!!! And when we start dating,you proposed to me after just one week!!!
- Darling,you can`t compare this kind of things. Choosing the car - it is very important matter!!!
Wives spend more time thinking about what husbands think than husbands actually spend thinking..!!
When your wife/girlfriend keeps giving you a piece of her mind, you eventually lose your peace of mind.
Wife: "kya main 35 ke lagti hunn??"
Husband: "haan jab rahi hoge tab zaroooor lagti hoge!!!"