Husband-Wife (2421 | sorted randomly)

Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater.

If you give her a sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any aggravation, be ready to receive a ton of stuff in return.

 
165
 
1773 days
 
Darklord

Wife: where u will take me on our 10th wedding anniversery?
Hus: We will go to African jungle...
Wife: Gr8 & wht abt 25th anniversery?
Hus: I'll bring u back.... ('',)

 
279
 
1925 days
 
Sm1-OhSo-Spl

Husband - क्या हुआ ? कुछ उखड़ी उखड़ी सी लग रही हो..!!😳

Wife - मैं कोई स्टंप हूँ जो उखडूंगी ?😏

Husband - नहीं मोटी स्टंप तो पतला होता है 😂

*the reason why I had to sleep outside*

 
229
 
751 days
 
dre@m_factory

Santa to wife: aj 4 wje kuteyan di race hai, mein othe jana e!
Wife: hun rehan ve do. Tureya janda nahin....race lagao ge3-| ....=D

 
135
 
1808 days
 
Lushh

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

 
121
 
1997 days
 
Google

Halfway through a romantic dinner, my husband smiled and said, "You look so beautiful under these lights." I was falling in love all over again when he added, "We gotta get some of these lights.":D

 
66
 
1970 days
 
Ambicaprasad

Wife argue with husband:

- You can`t choose what car to buy almost for five months!!! And when we start dating,you proposed to me after just one week!!!

- Darling,you can`t compare this kind of things. Choosing the car - it is very important matter!!!
😝😝😝😝😝

 
336
 
1069 days
 
anil Manawat

Wives spend more time thinking about what husbands think than husbands actually spend thinking..!!

 
145
 
1257 days
 
M.I.T.S

When your wife/girlfriend keeps giving you a piece of her mind, you eventually lose your peace of mind.

 
261
 
1375 days
 
S-arcastic S-adist

Wife: "kya main 35 ke lagti hunn??"

Husband: "haan jab rahi hoge tab zaroooor lagti hoge!!!"

 
619
 
1434 days
 
riCks
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