Husband-Wife (2585 | sorted randomly)

पति: आज मौसम अच्छा हैं ज़रा गरमा गरम बज्जियाँ तल दो....

पत्नी: नहीं बाबा...इसमें बड़ा risk हैं...

पति: क्या Risk हैं..??

पत्नी: गरम बाज़ियाँ खाने के बाद तुम सारी रात तरह- तरह की पाद 💨💨जो छोड़ते हो..
😜😂😜😂

 
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anil Manawat

Interviewer - What's the best thing about your wife?

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Husband - She has a PROBLEM for every SOLUTION !!

 
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2576 days
 
AaZaN

पति : शाम में छत पे मत जाना खामखां शहर में ईद की तारीख बदल जाएगी

पत्नी: तुम कहना क्या चाहते हो
मैं आधा चाँद हु🌙

पति: ( मन में..साला
अब से No Taarif )

हाँ तो पुरे चेहरे पे Dove लगाया करो न
आधे चेहरे पे लगाने से क्या होगा😜

फिर क्या..👊👋 दिन में
तारे दिख गए✨💫🌟😂😝

 
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831 days
 
ItsRDil

Chess says everything about men & women.

The King has to take one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever she feels like...

 
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2328 days
 
Dream Catcher

They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense!!

 
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2363 days
 
Suneet Agarwal

A couple were going out for the evening. They'd got ready, all dolled up, cat put out, etc.
The taxi arrives, and as the couple got out, the cat shoots back in. They don't want the cat shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the cat out.

The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the taxi driver "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."



A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab -"Sorry I took so long" he says, "Stupid old thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!"

 
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2424 days
 
Punjabis

Achhi Patni aur Bhoot Ek jaise hote hai,
KYUNKI,
Inki baate toh sab karte hai ,
Par
AAJ TAK Dekha kisine NAHI......

 
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2628 days
 
FunOn Team

Makenic K Wife Ki Delivery Hui Usne Husband Ko SMS Bheja: Mubarak Ho Apka Spare Part Aagya Hai Mekenic Replied: Nut Wala Hai Ya Bolt Wala?

 
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2572 days
 
Prm

Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa.
Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji?
Husband: Aise jaise Bhagwan Vishnu shesh naag ki Godh mein lete hon.

 
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2582 days
 
Rajnikant

एक समझदार, सुगढ़ और अच्छी पत्नी वो होती हैं...
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जो पति के धोये हुए कपड़ों को सुखाने खुद छत पर जाती है
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ताकि किसी को शक ना हो.....😁

 
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1280 days
 
DDLJ143
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