बीवी : आज खाने में क्या बनाओ...
पति: ( Romantic पति) :
कुछ नहीं जानू...बस तुम्हारा ज़रा सा मूड बना देना...
पति: ( Business man पति )
अबे तू फ़ोन रख, जो तेरे जी में आयें बना देना...
पति : ( भूकाड पति)
अच्छा तुम गरम फुल्के, आलू परोठा, जलेबी दूध, फ़्राइड राइस, दाल, और थोड़ा सा चकना बना देना....
पति: ( Govt dept पति):
अरे में 6.00 बजे घर आ जाओंग, दोनो साथ में खाना बनाते हैं...
पति: ( Engineer पति)
तुम क्यों टेन्शन लेती हो, आज खन्ना Hotel से मंगवाते हैं ना...
Wife : Iam Scared Honey😔
Husband : Why Baby ??🤔
Wife : That One Day You'll love someone other than Me😞
Husband : Too Late For That...
I Will.... And She looks Just Like You...
Wife : awwww.. Our Daughter Naa ,??? You are so sweet... That's Why I Love u a lot😍😘😘😘😘
Husband : No........😳
Iam talking about Your Sister 😜
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.
9. Today is our what?8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?7. I thought we only celebrated important events?6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.
5. You don't like what I pick out, so I thought why bother.
4. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for Mc Donald's .
3. If you want me to pretend like I care about our anniversary, I will.
2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, I'll take you to Pizza Hut if it'll shut you up.
1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.
Husband to wife,
"Hey honey, do you have anything you want to say before the IPL season starts?
पत्नी : तुम तो अपना पूरा टाइम मोबाइल📱पर use करते हो...मुझे तो भूल ही गए हो..💁🏻
पति: नहीं Darling..ऐसा नहीं हैं... में तो हर पल तुम्हारे लियें Mobile app📱में Shayari लिखता रहता हु..
पत्नी: So Sweet of you..चलो सुनाओ एक Shayari...
पति: तेरे हुस्न की तारीफ़ करो में...अगर तेरी चाल Deepika जैसी, तेरी आँखें Katrina जैसी, तेरे गाल Sonakshi जैसी , तेरी अदाएँ Priyanka जैसी होती... तो कितना अच्छा होता....
(पत्नी अपने पति का थोपड़ा मार मार के Rajpal yadav जैसा बना दिया)
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, "Now how can I tell my wife that I've got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink? I've managed to keep it from her while we were dating, but she's bound to find out sooner or later that my feet stink. Now how do I tell her? "Meanwhile, the wife was sitting in the bed saying to herself, "Now how do I tell my husband that I've got really bad breath? I've been very lucky to keep it from him while we were courting, but as soon as he's lived with me for a week, he's bound to find out. Now how do I tell him gently? "The husband finally plucks up enough courage to tell his wife and so he walks into the bedroom. He walks over to the bed, climbs over to his wife, puts his arm around her neck, moves his face very close to hers and says, "Darling, I've a confession to make. "And she says, "So have I, love. "To which he replies, "Don't tell me, you've eaten my socks. "
पत्नी को पति की याद उसी वक़्त आती है जब वो मायके से लौट रही हो और रेलवे प्लेटफार्म पे कोई कूली न हो....!!😜
पत्नी : देखो,, सिर्फ तुम्हारी वजह से ड्रेसिंग टेबल
का आईना टूटा है ।
पति : अच्छा, बेलन तो तुमने मुझ पर खींच कर मारा,
तो मैं कैसे जिम्मेदार हो गया इसके लिए ?
पत्नी : ये सब तो ठीक है पर तुम मुझ से बिना पूछे जगह से हिले क्यूँ ??
Wife: तुम सुन भी रहे हो मैंने क्या कहा
W: बताओ मैंने क्या कहा
H: बड़ी पतली लग रही हो आज😋
W: Awwww my sweetu 😍😘