Husband-Wife (2610 | sorted randomly)

Husband special





Husband:ek baar jo maine commitment kar di toh mai khudki bhi nai sunta




Wife special




Ek baar jo mere husband ne commitment kar di toh woh uski bhi nai sunta sirf meri sunta hai😂😂

 
1324
 
2062 days
 
Shalin

Difference Between Husband and Wife requirements..... 😜

💁Wife with Straight Hair wants Curls..
💇Wife with Curl Hair wants Straight Hairs..

But Husbands are Simple..👨
They want just Hairs on head to stay there...
😜😂

 
463
 
1394 days
 
anil Manawat

Wife: Gata rahe mera dil, koi chuka de shopping bill.....

Husband: Kehna hai tumse ye pehli bar tum hi layi ho jeevan me mere....... udhaar...udhaar....udhaar....😤

😝😜😂

 
1523
 
1462 days
 
dre@m_factory

​​Conversion Table to be remembered always:
100 Cm = 1Mtr
100 Paise = 1 Rs.
100 Kg = 1 Quintal
100 Gods = 1 Mother
& most Importantly,
1000 Ghosts = 1 Wife :)

 
277
 
2569 days
 
Dream Catcher

Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:- because I can't bear this much happiness :D

 
138
 
2638 days
 
Punjabis

पति पत्नी का झगड़ा हो जाता हैं..

👹पत्नी : देखो तुम मेरी झुलफ़ो को हाथ मत लगाओ..


😖पति : क्यूँ...क्या कर लोगी तुम..


👿पत्नी : जैसे तुम पहले कहते थे ना..🎻🎼" ये रेशमी झुलफे ये शरबती आँखें...
इनहि रेशमी झुलफ़ो में बाँध कर तुम्हारा 😨गला घोंट दूँगी" 😂😜😂😜

 
415
 
485 days
 
anil Manawat

Newly Married Couple





Husband : Say CheeessSSsseee...📸📸📸




South Dehli Wife : Honey ... Can I Say Oats? Because Iam On Dieting..


.....And
"This is How Pout was invented "

 
259
 
990 days
 
See Me

Wife: Suno ji....Ghar me chor Ghus Gaye hai...😱

Husband Opens his Laptop

Wife: Yeh kya, Online complaint kar rahe ho kya?

Husband : Nhi..FB par DP badal ke Protest karunga.😎

 
234
 
1191 days
 
dre@m_factory

Husband wife watching an IPL match together
:After 5 minutes:
Wife: Is this Bret Lee?
Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a
bowler.
Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.
Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last
one.
Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win
this
one.
Husband: It's Bangalore vs Mumbai.
Wife: How many runs they need to win now?
Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls.
Wife: Eh! That's easy, just 2 runs in 1
ball.Husband: *Turns off the TV*
Wife: Turns it on again and starts watching
star plus serial
Husband: kya naam hai is serial ka ?
Wife: Don't disturb me..so jao jaa ke !! :-
P :-) :-D

 
2570
 
2143 days
 
Cool-boy

Hubby- You are always thinking hard. Thats why you have white hairs. Wife- What am I thinking? Hubby- You are thinking about what colour to dye your hair with?

 
195
 
2153 days
 
Srikanth Gowda
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