Husband special
Husband:ek baar jo maine commitment kar di toh mai khudki bhi nai sunta
Wife special
Ek baar jo mere husband ne commitment kar di toh woh uski bhi nai sunta sirf meri sunta hai😂😂
Difference Between Husband and Wife requirements..... 😜
💁Wife with Straight Hair wants Curls..
💇Wife with Curl Hair wants Straight Hairs..
But Husbands are Simple..👨
They want just Hairs on head to stay there...
😜😂
Conversion Table to be remembered always:
100 Cm = 1Mtr
100 Paise = 1 Rs.
100 Kg = 1 Quintal
100 Gods = 1 Mother
& most Importantly,
1000 Ghosts = 1 Wife :)
Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:- because I can't bear this much happiness :D
पति पत्नी का झगड़ा हो जाता हैं..
👹पत्नी : देखो तुम मेरी झुलफ़ो को हाथ मत लगाओ..
😖पति : क्यूँ...क्या कर लोगी तुम..
👿पत्नी : जैसे तुम पहले कहते थे ना..🎻🎼" ये रेशमी झुलफे ये शरबती आँखें...
इनहि रेशमी झुलफ़ो में बाँध कर तुम्हारा 😨गला घोंट दूँगी" 😂😜😂😜
Newly Married Couple
Husband : Say CheeessSSsseee...📸📸📸
South Dehli Wife : Honey ... Can I Say Oats? Because Iam On Dieting..
.....And
"This is How Pout was invented "
Wife: Suno ji....Ghar me chor Ghus Gaye hai...😱
Husband Opens his Laptop
Wife: Yeh kya, Online complaint kar rahe ho kya?
Husband : Nhi..FB par DP badal ke Protest karunga.😎
Husband wife watching an IPL match together
:After 5 minutes:
Wife: Is this Bret Lee?
Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a
bowler.
Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.
Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last
one.
Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win
this
one.
Husband: It's Bangalore vs Mumbai.
Wife: How many runs they need to win now?
Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls.
Wife: Eh! That's easy, just 2 runs in 1
ball.Husband: *Turns off the TV*
Wife: Turns it on again and starts watching
star plus serial
Husband: kya naam hai is serial ka ?
Wife: Don't disturb me..so jao jaa ke !! :-
P :-) :-D
Hubby- You are always thinking hard. Thats why you have white hairs. Wife- What am I thinking? Hubby- You are thinking about what colour to dye your hair with?