Husband-Wife (2514 | sorted randomly)

Wife:- I am Going out for 2 hours
Do u want anything...?
Hubby:-No, That's enough😜

 
412
 
208 days
 
"Ipsh!t@"

पत्नी - सुनो जी Movie देखने चलें?

पति- नहीं मुझे आज काम हैं........
पत्नी - चलो ना..Pls Sunny की मूवी हैं..
पति - तुम तो मुझे मनवा कर ही रहोगी
बहुत जिद्दी हो, हर बात मनवा ही लेती हो।

Theatre के अंदर, Movie Start aur Finish भी हो गया, पर Sunny Leone दिखाईं नहीं दि..

पति - तुमने तो कहा था..इसमें sunny हैं...????? लेकिन...

पत्नी - तुम भी ना, तुम्हें Sunny Deol इसमें दिखाई नहीं दे रहा हैं क्या.....?

पति: 🙇🏻🙇🏻

😜😂😜😂

 
625
 
674 days
 
anil Manawat

The Best Relation wOrks Out When
U Fight like a Married cOuple,
U Talk like Best Frnds,
U Flirt like First lOvers,
&
PrOtect Each Other like Tom & jerry.

 
302
 
2132 days
 
Deepsunil

Patni ko khush rakhne ke upaay:
Aise to Man-niya Brahma ji ne kuch aise model bina testing ke dharti pe bhej diye hai
Aisi ke agar khud bhagwan aake lakh yatan kare to bhi vo kisi baat se khush nahi honge

Par kya kare apne Bharat main kuch b ho nibha lete hai aisi hamari sanskruti hai.

Aur Pati apni patni ko khush rakh sake
Aise vishay pe Yatha shakti pryatna karna chahiye.
Aise kuch upaay niche bataye gaye hai. Patiyo ko batane ke liye

1 Aap apni patni se subah baat kar rahe ho to bich main kabhi mat bolo

2 Subah office jaane k liye Socks apne aap dhundhe

3 Office se aake socks khud bathroom main jaake dhoye

4 patni ki saheli ke chehre ya looks ki kabhi taarif na kare

5 agar patni ki saheli ghar aaye
To baar baar drawing room ke chakkar mat lagao

6 Apni saas ke khaane ki taarif karo

7 Main kaisi lag rahi hu ka jawaab agar dena possible nahi to kaho ki..
Aaj to tu bahut alag rahi hai

8 Sasur ji ki tarif karo
Kaho ki papa kitne social hai
Aisa mahine main kam se kam ek baar karein

9 TV dekhte dekhte patni se kaho
Are dekh to Katrina ki hairstyle same tere jaisi hai

10 jitna ho sake short main baat karo

11 khaana kahte waqt paani khud leke bhaithein

12 Patni ki baat dhyaan se sun rahe ho aise kam se kam unhe batao

13 vo kuch kehne aaye to paper ya mobile side main rakh ke uski baat sune

14 jab patni baat kar rahi ho yo TV mute kar do

15 Tv serial or Cricket match same timing ho to Serial he chalaya karo

16 jab patni kahe aaj main bahut thak gayi hu to fat se kaho chal aaj bahar khaana khaane chalte hai

17 agar kahe ki aj khaana banane ka mood nahi to bolo
Sach kahu to aaj vaise bhi main PIZZA mangane ka soch rha tha

18 baat baat pe kasam khao ki teri kasam aaj tu alag he lag rahi hai

19 bedroom main agar iodex ki smell sahan na ho to bina toke
So jao ya kabhi drawing room main jake so jao

20 koi bhi shikayat karni ho jaise daal aaj pani vaali thi to kaho
Daal aaj kuch alag he bani thi
Agar roti kachi pakki ho to kaho
Is baar Genhu achha nahi aaya hai

NOTE***

1 Yeh upaay likhne wala koi gaurantee nahi deta
Agar upaay kaam nahi karta to
Kisi bhi prakar ka virodh na kare

2 Ye upaay maine khud use kiye hai ya nahi aisa bewkoofiyan sawal na puchhe. Bewkoof jaisi question ki patent sirf mere pass hai

3 upar bataye gaye upaay par analysis kar ke waqt barbaad na kare
Itne waqt main patni ki bahut seva ki jaa sakti hai

4 Kunwara ladko ke liye kya ?
Aise vaahiyat sawal na kare
Vaisi aapki jaankari ke liye bata du ki main khud bhi kunwara hee hu

5 Ladkiyan yeh article sirf jaankari ke liye padhe

Manav shanti ka parikshan samaj main kiya ja sakta hai
himalaya ke shikhar par nahi

 
304
 
1160 days
 
ItsRDil

Delivery ke waqt

Wife- God Ladka

Husband - God Ladki


God - Shut Up......Dont Confuse Me


Varna aisa confuse item bana dunga ke
tum dono roage or wo tali bajayega......

 
292
 
2257 days
 
AUDI oooo

1970
Dulha dahez Me Sasurji se radio Mangta Tha

1980
Cycle

1990
Bike

2000
Car

2011

Bas Bina Boyfrnd wali dulhan dedo Baki me kama lunga...

 
499
 
2122 days
 
NITISH AGARWAL

A one line advertisement by a Married Man in a newspaper: For Sale: Wedding suit worn, only once, by mistake.

 
155
 
2256 days
 
Sjain

😀😀😀😀😇

Tv पे अनूप जलोटा के भजन और सुधांशु महाराज के प्रवचनों से अभिभूत होकर पत्नी बोली;

*"अजी सुनते हो,*
*देखो इन दोनों के मुख पर कितनी ताजगी है और वाणी में कितना मिठास..!!!*
*आप भी कुछ सीखो इनसे,*
*क्या है इनकी तरोताजगी का राज ?*

पति:-
*"ये दोनों अपनी पहली तीन पत्नियों को तलाक देने के बाद चौथी पत्नी संग रह रहे हैं..!!!*

कल से अभी तक पत्नी चुप है...

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

 
386
 
28 days
 
25th NOVEMBER

15 अगस्त के दिन

पत्नी बोली -- पतिदेव आज़ादी मुबारक हो ।

पति झपाक से ---- जल्दी बताओ कहाँ साइन करना है ??

🤣🤣😜😉

 
515
 
96 days
 
"Ipsh!t@"

Husband-paani pila do

Biwi: kyun pyaas lagi hai kya?

Husband (gusse se)- NAHIN gala check karna hai,kahin se LEAK toh nahin ho raha hai..!!;-):-P

 
597
 
2149 days
 
Vishal
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