Husband-Wife (2439 | sorted randomly)

पति पत्नी ने खाना खाया
पति ने प्लेटें उठाई और धोने लगा
पत्नी अवाक रह गई..........
"तुम घर चलो...फिर बताती हूँ
सबके सामने इज्जत का जनाजा निकलवा दिया
ये होटल है,घर नही"😉😜😝

 
746
 
68 days
 
_N@jmi_

बीवी : आज खाने में क्या बनाओ...


पति: ( Romantic पति) :
कुछ नहीं जानू...बस तुम्हारा ज़रा सा मूड बना देना...

पति: ( Business man पति )
अबे तू फ़ोन रख, जो तेरे जी में आयें बना देना...

पति : ( भूकाड पति)
अच्छा तुम गरम फुल्के, आलू परोठा, जलेबी दूध, फ़्राइड राइस, दाल, और थोड़ा सा चकना बना देना....

पति: ( Govt dept पति):
अरे में 6.00 बजे घर आ जाओंग, दोनो साथ में खाना बनाते हैं...

पति: ( Engineer पति)
तुम क्यों टेन्शन लेती हो, आज खन्ना Hotel से मंगवाते हैं ना...
😜😂😜😂

 
565
 
504 days
 
anil Manawat

Wife : Iam Scared Honey😔



Husband : Why Baby ??🤔



Wife : That One Day You'll love someone other than Me😞


Husband : Too Late For That...
I Will.... And She looks Just Like You...


Wife : awwww.. Our Daughter Naa ,??? You are so sweet... That's Why I Love u a lot😍😘😘😘😘


Husband : No........😳
Iam talking about Your Sister 😜

 
321
 
229 days
 
See Me

10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.
9. Today is our what?8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?7. I thought we only celebrated important events?6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.
5. You don't like what I pick out, so I thought why bother.
4. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for Mc Donald's .
3. If you want me to pretend like I care about our anniversary, I will.
2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, I'll take you to Pizza Hut if it'll shut you up.
1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.

 
81
 
1648 days
 
Winterdemon

Husband to wife,
"Hey honey, do you have anything you want to say before the IPL season starts?
😂😂
😝😝

 
169
 
1515 days
 
*a.T.u.L* Fastrack<<{*_*}>>

पत्नी : तुम तो अपना पूरा टाइम मोबाइल📱पर use करते हो...मुझे तो भूल ही गए हो..💁🏻

पति: नहीं Darling..ऐसा नहीं हैं... में तो हर पल तुम्हारे लियें Mobile app📱में Shayari लिखता रहता हु..

पत्नी: So Sweet of you..चलो सुनाओ एक Shayari...

पति: तेरे हुस्न की तारीफ़ करो में...अगर तेरी चाल Deepika जैसी, तेरी आँखें Katrina जैसी, तेरे गाल Sonakshi जैसी , तेरी अदाएँ Priyanka जैसी होती... तो कितना अच्छा होता....

पत्नी: 👋🏻👊🏻😖😩🤕

(पत्नी अपने पति का थोपड़ा मार मार के Rajpal yadav जैसा बना दिया)
😜😂😜😂

 
666
 
465 days
 
anil Manawat

A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, "Now how can I tell my wife that I've got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink? I've managed to keep it from her while we were dating, but she's bound to find out sooner or later that my feet stink. Now how do I tell her? "Meanwhile, the wife was sitting in the bed saying to herself, "Now how do I tell my husband that I've got really bad breath? I've been very lucky to keep it from him while we were courting, but as soon as he's lived with me for a week, he's bound to find out. Now how do I tell him gently? "The husband finally plucks up enough courage to tell his wife and so he walks into the bedroom. He walks over to the bed, climbs over to his wife, puts his arm around her neck, moves his face very close to hers and says, "Darling, I've a confession to make. "And she says, "So have I, love. "To which he replies, "Don't tell me, you've eaten my socks. "

 
334
 
1643 days
 
Winterdemon

पत्नी को पति की याद उसी वक़्त आती है जब वो मायके से लौट रही हो और रेलवे प्लेटफार्म पे कोई कूली न हो....!!😜

 
328
 
1009 days
 
dre@m_factory

पत्नी : देखो,, सिर्फ तुम्हारी वजह से ड्रेसिंग टेबल
का आईना टूटा है ।
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पति : अच्छा, बेलन तो तुमने मुझ पर खींच कर मारा,
तो मैं कैसे जिम्मेदार हो गया इसके लिए ?
बोलो ....बोलो!!
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पत्नी : ये सब तो ठीक है पर तुम मुझ से बिना पूछे जगह से हिले क्यूँ ??


😉😜😝

 
736
 
1211 days
 
Dream Catcher

Wife: तुम सुन भी रहे हो मैंने क्या कहा
Hubby: हाँ

W: बताओ मैंने क्या कहा

H: बड़ी पतली लग रही हो आज😋

W: Awwww my sweetu 😍😘

 
549
 
475 days
 
_N@jmi_
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