Sardar 1 ghar k niche khada "su-su" kar raha tha.
Upar se 1 lady boli- "dikhta nahi hai, diwar hai?"
Sardar bola, "thoda side se dekho, dikh jayega.."
There is no sign of a fever, but her husband has
stated she was very hot in bed last night.
the live role reversal. Indian women actually playing cricket on TV. Whereas the men are being sold. Haha.
खीर मांगोगे दूध दूँगी, कश्मीर मांगोगे तो भी दूध ही दूँगी । 😄
-आपकी प्यारी सनी लियॉन😆
Dear SAAJID plz stop making BOLLYWOOD films
N start making BLUE films
Atleast people will LIKE them
Q: Why did the single man mention his status as "complicated "?
A: Because he was confused about which hand to use. 😂
वो कहने लगी, नकाब में भी
पहचान लेते हो हजारों के बीच ..??
मैंने मुस्करा के कहा -"" तेरे
हैं ही इतने बङे....!! ⭕⭕
Sheila was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath.
One of them was washing her private area, and noticed that there was a response on the monitor,when she touched her. They went to her husband Bruce and explained what happened, telling him,"Crazy as this sounds maybe a little oral sex, will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
Bruce was skeptical, but they assured him, that they'd close the curtains for privacy. He finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" Bruce replied, "I guess she choked."
When a hot girl💃 is standing in front of you on an escalator and her ass is right in your face 😳then you realize how beautiful life can be..😜😘
Me: मोम, इस बार ठंड बहुत ज़्यादा नहीं हो गयी..??
मोम: बेटा, जितना मर्ज़ी ज़ोर लगा ले, तेरी शादी तब तक नहीं कराऊँगी जब तक जॉब नहीं ढूँढेगा..😠
लगता है मोम ने आज वापिस से Mentos खायी है..😩😤