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A lady went to umbrella repair shop. man said -"upar ka kapda utarna parega,niche rod dalna parega." LADY - jo ji chahe karo par pani andar nehi jana chahiye..!

 
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2279 days
 
Sm1-OhSo-Spl

मैं (पडोसन से): भाभी आपके घर में कारपेंटर का काम कब ख़तम होगा, रोज़ की आवाज़ से पक गया हू 😐

भाभी (शर्माते हुए): कोन कारपेंटर? केसा कारपेंटर? 😉 😝

 
261
 
1059 days
 
Dev ;)

Boy : Kaam kesa chal rha hai aaj kal?
Girl : Kaam kum hai....bethe-bethe kursi tod rhi hu aajkal😒
Boy : Aa jao....palang todte hai 😛
Girl : Haramkhor😠

 
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639 days
 
dre@m_factory

Once dere lived a sexy woman who had no husband.
But evry nyt she enjoyed..

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her DINNER.
Don't expect non-veg msgs
from me.. m very shareef..

 
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2214 days
 
Sm1-OhSo-Spl

Once a girl called her friend


"Pushkar"

Guess what he replied



"Arre gusaane toh de push baadme karunga"



*slapped* 😂

 
313
 
1171 days
 
Shalin

"तुमहे ये शोभा नहीं देता".... "तुमहे वो शोभा नहीं देता"..
आखिर शोभा देगा भी कैसे!! शोभा लड़की का नाम है

और वो 'देता' नहीं 'देती' है!!!"

 
291
 
1563 days
 
S-arcastic S-adist

A baby is nine months interest

on a small deposit...!!😀

 
145
 
1516 days
 
DesiGirl

Father: Beta tumhari shaadi karwaonga ab

Son: Kya dad abhi mere khelne-kudne ke din hai

Father: Isi liye shaadi, taki tum legally khelo-kudo😜😜

 
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1010 days
 
Vijay garg

Awkward moment when you accidentally make
eye contact with an Aunty adjusting her blouse.😜😜

 
231
 
1178 days
 
Vijay garg

1 man rubber ki item bananewali factory gaya.
Man:Guide ko, "HISS-POP" awaj kyon?
Guide-baby-bottle nipples me air inject hoti hai to HISS aur chhed hota hai to POP awaz ati hai.
Fir dusri machine me "HISS HISS HISS HISS-POP"
Guide-Condom ban rahe hai
Man-Condem me hiss hiss thik hai par pop kyo?
Guide-Har 4 k bad 1 me chhed
Man-ye condom k liye thik nahi
Guide-Par baby bottle nipple business k liye to thik hai

 
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1986 days
 
nryp22
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