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राम रहीम के रोने पर जज ने कहा आंखों से 2 बूंद टपकाने से कुछ नही होगा,उस वक्त अपने दो बूंद जिंदगी वाले नही निकलने देते तो आज ये नोबत नही आती। 😜😜😜

 
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110 days
 
LKB

रजाई

और

लूगाई से

बेवफाई ना करना

बाहर बहूत ठंड़ हैं
😂😂😜😜

 
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338 days
 
@HeartBreaker

Relationship Status 😢

गुजर गया वो बखत,
जब मैं घंटो तेरा Photo देखते हुए बाथरूम में बैठा करता था। 💔

 
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196 days
 
V!shu

Football khelte h toh Ayesha Takia ki yaad aati h


Table tennis khelte h toh sonam kappor ke yaad aati h 😜😜😜

 
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1276 days
 
Vijay garg

Reasons girls go to the bathroom:

90% check their hair and make up.

8% Something to do with their period.

2% actually use the bathroom.

 
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2033 days
 
Arvi12

A fairy saw a bear chasing a rabbit in d forest.
She askd both to stop.
"I wil grant u both 3 wishes"
Bear-I wish all d bears in d forest, xcept me,b female.
D rabbit wished for a helmet.
Bear thot-stupid rabbit, wasting his wish.
Bear- "I wish all d bears in d next forest b female"

Rabbit askd for a bike.
Bear was shocked agn.

Bear- "make evry bear in d world female xcept me"


D rabbit grinned, started his engine n said "Make dis bear gay" :D

 
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2325 days
 
C

💋 KISS OF LOVE 💏

बिगिनर्स किस-

इस किस का अर्थ दो होठों के साधारण मिलन से है।
यह किस होठों को ब्रुश के समान स्पर्श करके या हल्का दबाकर किया जाता है।
इस किस के लिए अतिरिक्त प्रयास करने की जरूरत नहीं होती।
अपने लवर को चारों तरफ से चूमकर इस किस को अंजाम दिया जाता है
💏💋💏💋💏💋💏💋💏

 
268
 
697 days
 
Dev ;)

"सर कटा सकते हैं लेकिन, सर घुसा सकते नहीं"
- rebel cucumbers in Sherlyn Chopra's kitchen😜😂

 
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1431 days
 
dre@m_factory

Sheila was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath.

One of them was washing her private area, and noticed that there was a response on the monitor,when she touched her. They went to her husband Bruce and explained what happened, telling him,"Crazy as this sounds maybe a little oral sex, will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

Bruce was skeptical, but they assured him, that they'd close the curtains for privacy. He finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" Bruce replied, "I guess she choked."

 
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1831 days
 
RAGZ

Dentist was caught making love with his patient
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Headline in newspaper next day
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Dentist caught filling the wrong hole

 
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2316 days
 
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