Double Meaning (6374 | sorted randomly)

She:Yes ?
Me:Mam I'm from SurfExcel
What she said "Daag acchay hain"
What i heard "Daab acchay hain"

*Swollen face and Jobless*
😂

 
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1186 days
 
dre@m_factory

गर्ल- तुम मुझे pumpkin ,pumpkin क्यों बोलते रहते हो 😈 बोलो

बॉय - क्योंकि कद्दू कटेगा ,तो मेरे सब दोस्तों में
बटेगा 😍😎

blocked

 
212
 
647 days
 
dre@m_factory

If every kiss begins with "k" then I'm just going to assume that when you text me "k" you secretly want to make out.

 
492
 
1496 days
 
Sanjana :))

Bachpan mein sikhaaya gaya tha ki doodh peena achi baat hoti hai





Kiska peena hai ye mention nai kiya tha 😂😂



😜😜

 
446
 
1044 days
 
Shalin

Me:- yOu hv bf ??
She:- yEah....
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Me:- in whIch FormAt 3gp or mp4 ??
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ßLocKeD.... 🐼🐼

 
378
 
1093 days
 
StaLLioN55 !!

पहले बैंक-ATM की लाइन में पैसे के लिए खड़े हो फिर मूवी टिकट खरीद के हॉल में खड़े हो जाइये




साला इतने चक्कर में कहीं "खड़ा" होना बंद न हो जाय😞

 
690
 
142 days
 
V!shu

Best Way Of Removing Tension Is Not Saying... "All Is Well" But Just Sit In A Corner, Close Your eyes And Say. "Sab kutte hai saale...

 
374
 
1568 days
 
F1

Internet, the most effective contraceptive ever. No side effects either.

 
99
 
1128 days
 
Chulbul

What do hurricanes and women have in common?

When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

 
139
 
1648 days
 
Neel

Girl: mai apni zindagi me koi lamba haath marna chahti hu..
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Boy: pagli, tu sirf haath maar, lamba to apne aap ho jaayega.......=))

 
381
 
2012 days
 
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