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Nahi darling aaj Nahi
Tum to daal KE soo jate ho aur mein raat Bhar masalti rehti hu
Paani bhi bahot nikalta hai
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Ye eyedrops Theek nai hai

 
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:-{}

You're in your bed and I'm in mine, one of us is in the wrong place.

 
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S-arcastic S-adist

Teacher: Name some films that have almost same stories?
Pappu: Madam, Blue films.

 
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2567 days
 
Naughty Boy

Downloaded an Indian porn.

The background music was..

"kuch kariye, kuch kariye, nas nas meri khole, ab kuch kariye... aahh".
😂😂😂

 
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1104 days
 
Dev ;)

आज लंच में ज्यादा बड़ी चमच्च से खाना खाने में काफी दिक्कत हुई...



तब से GF के लिए दिल में इज्जत बढ़ गयी।😜

 
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922 days
 
dre@m_factory

कौन कहता है प्यार से पेट नही भरता
जनाब प्यार करके देखो 9 महीने तक भरा रहता है।

 
547
 
1200 days
 
Vip

A study has found that men have a hard time reading women's facial expressions

Reason? They usually aren't looking at her face

 
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1851 days
 
Chulbul

I'm always tempted to ask, kitna mota hai when someone during a serious discussion says 'Aap mota mota yeh pakad ke chalo...!!'

 
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543 days
 
Kafir...

Dedicated to buttday girl!

Ladki: 🔨👣


Ladka : ab ye kya he..

Ladki: thokne आओना ।।

😋😋😂😂😂

 
717
 
785 days
 
PHENOMENAL

Teacher: Bachho aj hum grammar padhenge

e.g Ek aurat ek khidki se jhank rahi hai

Boy: ye ekvachan hua

Teacher: bahut sari aurate khidki se jhank rahi hain


Boy : yeh toh kotha hua madam

 
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2492 days
 
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