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1 Ldki ki T Shirt pe car bani hui thi.
1 Baccha use Dekh rha tha
Ldki:Car chalani h Kya?
Baccha:nhi car nhi chalani par agar aap ki ijazat ho to horn bja lu:):)

 
13330
 
1979 days
 
Divesh

Bhakt,Nirmal baba se bola - Baba har saal bachha paida ho jaata hai, kya karu?

Baba-Condom use karte Ho.

Bhakt- karta Hu.

Baba-Condom mohalle me baant do, kripa wahi se aa rahi hai.

 
8305
 
1761 days
 
Rk3530

Girl to pappu:-
Wo kya hai jo cow k 4 aur mere pas 2 hai,
Pappu:- Legs

Girl:- Wo kya hai jo tumhari pent me hai lekin meri mein nhi,
Pappu:- Paise

Girl:- Wo kya hai jo log din mein lene ki bajaye raat ko bed par lete hai,
Pappu:- Neend

Girl:- Wo kya hai jab ladki pehli baar karwate hue dard ke karan roti hai,
Pappu:- Kaan mein ched

Advise:-Tum bhi pappu ki treh apni thinking saaf rakho samjhe :-)

 
7943
 
2328 days
 
Sm1-OhSo-Spl

Great Confusion :
Santa suhaagrat me biwi k pichhe se daalne laga

Biwi- ji, aage se daalte hain

Santa- tujhe kaise pata?

Biwi- jab main college me thi to Gunde utha le gaye the,

unhone aage se dala tha

Santa- ye Gunde bhi naa

confuse karte hain, mujhe le gaye the to pichhe se dala tha..!

 
7457
 
2328 days
 
Anonymous

Girl after SEX asked her Boy Friend .
Tum itna jaldi kyun thak jate ho, main to nahi thakti . . .
Boy Friend - Sadak kabhi khatam hoti hai kya . . .
Always petrol hi khatam hota hai . . .:p

 
7319
 
1771 days
 
FUN & FACT

88 yr old man 2 doctor- I hv made My 20 yr old wife pregnant
Dr.-1 kahani suno
"1 shikari shikar pe jate hue jaldi me gun k jagah umbrela le gaya
jungle me uske
saamne lion aa gaya.
usne umbrela ka handle khicha aur fire kiya.
lion mar gaya."
old man-impossible kisi aur ne goli mari hogi
Dr. "EXACTLY"

 
6279
 
2325 days
 
100rabh

Xam hall is d best place whr u can say 2an unknown girl

1. Kuch to dikha de yar,
chal figure hi dikha de

2. Hath hata, kuch dikh ni rha. Ese mai kese krunga?

3. Thoda sa reh gya niche ka Bas 10 min.

4. Dede yar,wrna m to mar jaunga.

5. 1baar aur khol de, mai fatafat kr lunga is bar.

 
5985
 
2328 days
 
Sm1-OhSo-Spl

Santa ne Taxi bechkar XEROX ki shop khol li.
Dost ne pucha to bataya.
Yaara dil khush ho jata hai jab ladkiyan aakar kehti hain "aage piche dono side karna.

 
5611
 
2327 days
 
C

CERTIFIED CLEAN POEM:

Vo soti rahi mai karta raha,
Intzaar us ke jawab ka;

Abhi rakha hi tha ke chhut gaya,
phool hath se gulab ka;

Usne kaha pichhe se nahi aage se karo,
deedar mere husn-e-shabbab ka;

Usne kaha bada maja aata hai jab andar jata hai,
kano me ek ek lafz tere pyar ka...

 
5415
 
2326 days
 
C

Sardar goes 2 library & asks 4 a book 'Psycho the Rapist'. The librarian searches 4 hrs,comes back, slaps Sardar "Idiot, book is Psychotherapist"=))

 
4942
 
2328 days
 
Sm1-OhSo-Spl
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