Alcoholics (1347 | sorted randomly)

''When alcohol iz consumed, all d things in d mind comes out...
So, i suggest all d students 2 drink before writing in examz... !!''
gudnt
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82
 
2438 days
 
ShinY

Uske pyar ne mujhse ciggret pine ki adat chhin li..... Lekin uske dhoke ne mujhe daaru pine ki latt laga di....!!!

 
239
 
2111 days
 
Manogya

Identify the Brands by their Ad Slogans
1. Just do it✅
2. Connecting People📲
3. Because you are worth it💅
4. Finger lickin good🐔
5. Think different📱💻
6. Reclaim ur life🚘
7. Think Big😎
8. Think small🚗
9. Open Happiness🍷
10. The best a man can get🙇
11. When there is no tomorrow📦
12. Australian for beer🍺
13. Think beyond💻
14. Keep discovering✈
15. Its everywhere you want to be💳

 
180
 
1974 days
 
Anonymous

योग गुरु - "मेरे बताए योगासनों के अभ्यास से आपके पति की शराब पीने की आदत में कुछ फर्क आया ?"


महिला - "हाँ आया तो है . अब वे सिर के बल खड़े होकर ही पूरी बोतल गटक जाते हैं . !"
😝😜

 
192
 
1675 days
 
anil Manawat

Tuje Manjur nahi thi Mere Honto Pe Tere Hoto Ki Nishani

Aye Sanam..................

Isliye Sharab Ko Maine Apne Honto Ka Muqqadar Bana diya...

 
301
 
2037 days
 
Raj Thakur

तमाम शराबें पी ली थी इस जाहाँ की हमने मगर
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उसकी आँखों में झाँका तो जाना आखिर नशा भी क्या चीज़ है

 
444
 
1560 days
 
Sachin Gupta

Postman knockd d door..A Kid came wid cigrete in mouth n Beer in hand

Postman- Papa h?

Kid- Abe Saale DHAKKAN,Mujhe Dekh K Lagta H Baap Ghar pe Hoga..

 
236
 
2707 days
 
Naveen

Men can't live on BEER alone
Sunny Leone

 
59
 
1993 days
 
Rk3530

A man came home from work, sat down
in his favourite chair, turned on the TV,
and said to his wife, "Quick! Bring me a
beer before it starts!"
She looked a little puzzled, but brought
him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick! Bring
me another beer! It's gonna start!"
This time she looked a little angry, but
brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quickly!
Another beer! It's gonna start any
second!"
"That's it!" She blows her top. "You
bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat
ass down, don't even say hello to me and
then expect me to run around like your
slave! Don't you realise that I cook and
clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh shit. It's
started."

 
260
 
1835 days
 
Dev ;)

Wife at the dinner table, "Please toast some bread for me".
The lazy husband raised his wine glass and said, "To bread!"

 
219
 
1942 days
 
Harsch
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