''When alcohol iz consumed, all d things in d mind comes out...
So, i suggest all d students 2 drink before writing in examz... !!''
Uske pyar ne mujhse ciggret pine ki adat chhin li..... Lekin uske dhoke ne mujhe daaru pine ki latt laga di....!!!
Identify the Brands by their Ad Slogans
1. Just do it✅
2. Connecting People📲
3. Because you are worth it💅
4. Finger lickin good🐔
5. Think different📱💻
6. Reclaim ur life🚘
7. Think Big😎
8. Think small🚗
9. Open Happiness🍷
10. The best a man can get🙇
11. When there is no tomorrow📦
12. Australian for beer🍺
13. Think beyond💻
14. Keep discovering✈
15. Its everywhere you want to be💳
योग गुरु - "मेरे बताए योगासनों के अभ्यास से आपके पति की शराब पीने की आदत में कुछ फर्क आया ?"
महिला - "हाँ आया तो है . अब वे सिर के बल खड़े होकर ही पूरी बोतल गटक जाते हैं . !"
Tuje Manjur nahi thi Mere Honto Pe Tere Hoto Ki Nishani
Isliye Sharab Ko Maine Apne Honto Ka Muqqadar Bana diya...
तमाम शराबें पी ली थी इस जाहाँ की हमने मगर
उसकी आँखों में झाँका तो जाना आखिर नशा भी क्या चीज़ है
Postman knockd d door..A Kid came wid cigrete in mouth n Beer in hand
Postman- Papa h?
Kid- Abe Saale DHAKKAN,Mujhe Dekh K Lagta H Baap Ghar pe Hoga..
Men can't live on BEER alone
A man came home from work, sat down
in his favourite chair, turned on the TV,
and said to his wife, "Quick! Bring me a
beer before it starts!"
She looked a little puzzled, but brought
him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick! Bring
me another beer! It's gonna start!"
This time she looked a little angry, but
brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quickly!
Another beer! It's gonna start any
"That's it!" She blows her top. "You
bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat
ass down, don't even say hello to me and
then expect me to run around like your
slave! Don't you realise that I cook and
clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh shit. It's
Wife at the dinner table, "Please toast some bread for me".
The lazy husband raised his wine glass and said, "To bread!"