Message # 425639

​SOME IRONIES THAT EXIST IN INDIA :​--😊

1. Politicians ​Divide​ us, Terrorists ​Unite​ us.

2. Everyone is in hurry , but ​no one​ reaches in time.

3. Priyanka Chopra earned more money playing ​Mary Kom​, than the Mary Kom earned in her entire career.

4. Its dangerous to talk to a ​strangers,​ but it is perfectly ok to marry one.

5. Most people who fight over ​Gita and Quran​, have probably never read any of them.

6. We rather spend more on our daughter's ​wedding​ than on her ​education​

7. The ​shoes​ that we wear are sold in air conditioned show rooms, the ​vegetables​ that we eat are sold on the footpaths.

8. ​Most​ of the guys who have been ignored by Girls in young age, possesses actually the nicest and better husband material.

9. We live in a country where seeing a ​policeman​ makes us nervous rather than feeling safe.

10. In IAS exam, a person writes a brilliant 1500 words essay about how Dowry is a social evil and ​cracks the exam​ by impressing everyone.
One year later same person demands a dowry in crores, because he is an IAS officer.

11. Indians are very ​shy​ and still are 128 Crores.

12. Indians are obsessed with screen guards on their smartphones even though most come with scratch proof Gorilla Glass but never bother wearing a ​helmet​ while riding bikes.

13. It is shallow to ask for ​dowry​ but prospective bride grooms should make six or seven figured salaries and ​preferably​ ​settled​ in USA.

14. ​A porn-star​ is accepted in society as a celebrity, but ​a rape victim​ is not even accepted as a normal human being.

​Best ever lines :​
Try to understand people before trusting them ... ​Because​ we are living in such a world, where artificial lemon flavor is used for ​"WELCOME DRINK"​ and real lemon is used in ​"FINGER BOWL"​😊...!!

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